There's a site that'll scan your blog and give you a "film" rating, and here's mine:
I literally LOL'ed when I saw the breakdown:
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:* fucking (14x)
* shit (7x)
* kill (5x)
* death (4x)
* bitch (3x)
* hurt (2x)
* punch (1x)
My mother is so fucking proud of me right now, I can feel it from here. She'll probably call Grandma as soon as she reads this post to brag about her best child: Me. I've always been a high achiever, and I'm definitely not slowing down since hitting 35. Don't be intimidated by what a classy lady I am - and be sure to pronounce that "classeh ladeh" - I can't help it that I'm so goddamn awesome. Booyah!
Comments (16)
A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHOSE BLOG IS RATED R.
Posted by sarahk![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 22, 2007 8:27 PM
Posted on June 22, 2007 20:27
I think their site is a little random. It says I never use the word fucking on my blog, but when I search my site - it brings up at least 9 times. And it doesn't count simply - FUCK or fucked.
Then it gives me an R-rating for talking about a little masturbation and saying shit 3x. How is that an R-rating?
Posted by she_said![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 22, 2007 10:31 PM
Posted on June 22, 2007 22:31
I rated R. Yikes. I'm bad. :-P
Posted by Hardliner![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 22, 2007 10:57 PM
Posted on June 22, 2007 22:57
FUCK YEAH!
Posted by David Gulliver![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 22, 2007 11:41 PM
Posted on June 22, 2007 23:41
Well, this is embarrassing: my blog is rated G. I'm going to hang my head in shame now.
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June 22, 2007 11:43 PM
Posted on June 22, 2007 23:43
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
They rated me "G"..."no bad words were found".
Spit out that soap, kids..."Fuck", "shit", "damn", "hell", "bitch", etc. are hereby proclaimed words appropriate for children of all ages!
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June 23, 2007 12:04 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 00:04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
They rated me "G"..."no bad words were found".
Spit out that soap, kids..."Fuck", "shit", "damn", "hell", "bitch", etc. are hereby proclaimed words appropriate for children of all ages!
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June 23, 2007 12:05 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 00:05
damn double post
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June 23, 2007 12:07 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 00:07
What the heck, Serenity? I wanted G or PG, and I got a lousy R rating? You stole my rating! See if I cook SarahK's Super-Awesome Creamy Chicken for you again. :-P
Posted by sarahk![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 23, 2007 4:58 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 04:58
Sarahk, how about posting your recipe for Super-Awesome Creamy Chicken? Sounds tasty.
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June 23, 2007 6:36 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 06:36
I am totally going to. It's on my list of things to blog, I promised Serenity. I have a HUGE list of things to blog. And now that my headaches seem to be gone (thank God), I might actually get to some of that blogging!
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June 23, 2007 6:44 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 06:44
Wow, that is so fucking awsome that I may just go punch myself until it hurts
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June 23, 2007 9:12 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 09:12
Hey Rachel, Bill Whittle's site is rated NC-17 too so you're in good company
hell (9x) kill (5x) murder (4x) crack (3x) torture (2x) heroin (1x)
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June 23, 2007 9:18 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 09:18
I've got a lot of work to do. My blog is rated G for one instance of the word "suicide" (which was actually in reference to the title of one of my songs, which was titled "Suicide is No Solution." Which means even that is kinda tame.
Ahh, well, I don't cuss on my blog for the most part because I have lots of family members who visit it and I've got a reputation to maintain. What a fuckin' pain in the ass.
Posted by otcconan![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 23, 2007 10:32 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 10:32
Just for fun, I ran Right Wing News through this ratings site, and John Hawkins also got an NC-17 rating for the following words:
abortion (8x)
hurt (6x)
hell (4x)
sex (3x)
suicide (2x)
cocaine (1x)
Posted by mightysamurai![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 23, 2007 11:12 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 11:12
Ya know... I've been reading Rachel's blogs since I found her a few weeks or so ago. I enjoy reading what she has to say, 'cause it sounds like she's "just one of the guys" at work. I never noticed that there was so much profanity, 'cause where I come from, it's all part of the local vocabulary.
Of course, I work with a bunch of hardcore yahoo's and a few ex-cons, and we are an earthy bunch. But there are times when certain words are necessary to make a point, and language my Mama would approve just won't cut it.
As I see it, whether a "G", "NC-17", or (heaven help us all,) the genuine, pure "X" that's lurking out there, all y'all should be proud that you have the guts to get out there on the Web and let it all hang out. More power to ya, and don't ever change!
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June 23, 2007 11:41 AM
Posted on June 23, 2007 11:41