Here, let me gross you out. (Rachel Lucas)

Here, let me gross you out.

I wonder what this will do the ads on my sidebar. I don't even know why I'm posting it except it's Friday morning, which is my crazy time. Nasty:

A 63-year-old man who authorities say twice pushed his entire arm into a horse's vaginal cavity was jailed Tuesday on a felony-level animal cruelty charge.
Manatee County sheriff's deputies said the man, Bradenton resident Leslie M. Gee, who is not a veterinarian, caused "unnecessary pain and suffering" to the horse, a bay mare named Bella, stabled in the 2500 block of 29th Street East in Palmetto.

The horse's owner, Donna Marie Holmes, 48, said she first confronted Gee in a horse stall Monday morning after she noticed him standing near Bella with his hand at the horse's rear end.

Dude, why??? That is just foul. So, yeah um, sorry about this post. Will you still respect me in the morning?

I promise I'll be back with some decent posts later this morning. Really. I will make it up to you.

Posted on July 13, 2007 8:15 AM | Permalink

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Comments (17)

Scoobers

Sick and wrong, but I still respect you. Who are these freaks?

Posted by Scoobers | July 13, 2007 8:22 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 08:22

rkcoker

Well, the side ads were an interesting sidepoint! One was "What does it take to be a nurse?" and the other was "How to be a good Mom!" Now that's entertainment!

Posted by rkcoker | July 13, 2007 8:48 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 08:48

Boyd

I can't believe how long, erm, those ads are sticking around.

Posted by Boyd | July 13, 2007 8:55 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 08:55

Birdman

Let's see -- horse's rear end, big add for Hillary. Yep, the new strategy's working like a charm!

Posted by Birdman | July 13, 2007 9:00 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 09:00

tolbert

What do you call a guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

Amish mechanic.

Ba da boom.

Posted by tolbert | July 13, 2007 9:32 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 09:32

forgetfulmuse

I'm getting totally swindled on the ads - not only did I not get the ghey ads, all this brought up was legal courses and jobs. o_O Maybe it's a Canada thing.

Laughing at the Amish mechanic crack. (Oh dear, that was a bad pun).

Posted by forgetfulmuse | July 13, 2007 9:55 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 09:55

Page

"Could nursing be your passion?" and "Dog constipation."

Brilliant.

Posted by Page | July 13, 2007 10:03 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 10:03

Pat Berry

Rachel, can't you refuse ads you don't like? I can deal with the ghey fitness guy, but having Hillary stare at me while I read your blog is creeping me out.

I may have to turn my ad blocker back on.

Posted by Pat Berry | July 13, 2007 10:21 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 10:21

Mrs. Who

Hmm...I'm seeing ads for Christian literature and motivational books...can't see anything you've posted to bring THAT about, lol!

Posted by Mrs. Who | July 13, 2007 10:39 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 10:39

btfine

HA! horse vaginas, and I'm getting TWO adds for hilary?!

Posted by btfine | July 13, 2007 10:55 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 10:55

Sloan

Justice demands that Bella should have put a big iron shoe right in this pervert's yarbles.

Posted by Sloan | July 13, 2007 11:18 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 11:18

Sloan

Hey! The ghey guy is back!

Posted by Sloan | July 13, 2007 11:48 AM

Posted on July 13, 2007 11:48

TigerHawk

My sister-in-law is an equine vet, and one day about 20 years ago I rode around with her while she visited ranches in central Idaho. I distinctly recall her having her arm in a horse's ass -- literally -- all the way to her shoulder. I can't remember why for the life of me, but the image is unforgettable no matter how much I drink.

Posted by TigerHawk | July 13, 2007 10:44 PM

Posted on July 13, 2007 22:44

Sloan

Oh yeah, TH, vets do that quite often...in the case of our horse, Derby, the vet was trying to determine if his hip was broken and he was able to feel certain parts of the joint only from the inside.

But he used a long, slick plastic glove, and he lubed up. Derby took it like the trooper that he was. Alas, he never recovered fully from that particular injury, and we had to put him down. A very sad day.

Posted by Sloan | July 13, 2007 11:36 PM

Posted on July 13, 2007 23:36

alacrityfitzhugh

There was an ad for Gay fitness along side a picture of Hillary Clinton...which could turn a guy gay if he wasn't careful!

Posted by alacrityfitzhugh | July 14, 2007 12:40 PM

Posted on July 14, 2007 12:40

ontheleftcoast

I'm a Cal Aggie alum and I remember a guy from a farm family who was in vet school, and he had had his mind set on a large animal practice. As it happened, he was pretty short, and so were his arms; so much so that even with his arm in up to the shoulder he was unable to successfully palpate most cows to see if they were pregnant. I'm from the big city; who knew?

Posted by ontheleftcoast | July 15, 2007 12:11 PM

Posted on July 15, 2007 12:11

Cosmo

Nummy. I saw his personal in The Village Voice:

SWM, non-veterinarian, 63, Seeks SDH with large vaginal cavity. Would like to start with nuzzling and get right to the demented fisting. Please reply to my ad with a yea or neigh soon.

Posted by Cosmo | July 16, 2007 9:02 AM

Posted on July 16, 2007 09:02