You said,

"Hillary finally speaks. I don't know what she's blathering about but I like her pink jacket even though pink is something I hate. She looks kind of....pretty. I told you I was drinking."

Christ on a crutch, I usually pass out before I get drunk enough to make the Hildebeast look pretty.

LMFAO!!!
Rachel, you bring da funny!

"dramatic lesbo pause"

That made my day.

Rachel, that was some great liveblogging. I read a couple of others (since I just couldn't bring myself to watch that socialist clusterf*ck), and yours was definitely the best.

I agree with you: The Dem ticket will be Clinton/Obama. Anyone who opposes them will be both racist and sexist.

" I have to admit that I kind of admire Hillary. As a woman, for having the balls (so to speak) to just go for it like this. I never would and I like chicks with chutzpa. You can hate me in the comments but let me preemptively say, cram it. I can admire her on a human level and leave politics out of it. "

But she's NOT HUMAN and "so to speak"? hell ya never know whats under that skirt ugggh.

"Barack opposed the war from the start. They're all talking about "how do we pull out now?" Sounds like you need to get your girl on the Pill, then you won't have that problem."

lmao thats funny as hell,personally I enjoyed your "hourlate live blog"...but Hillary is still not human and exactly how much did you have to drink to make it seem she was AND look good in pink?..the thought alone makes me twitch.

Thinking that one of the freaks on that stage could be president in a couple years makes me want to drink heavily too.

Sounds like you need to get your girl on the Pill, then you won't have that problem.

Now, that right there's teh funny. If I weren't married, you weren't on the other side of the country and wouldn't shoot me for being an intertubes stalker Rupert would have some, umm, stiff competition.

Heh, I said stiff.

Rachel is right.

Live blogging IS hard.

For ex, here is a sample of last night's live blogging.

"Okay, Toots. My turn."
[I tell Toots it's my turn.]

"Whattayamean, 'my turn'? You didn't finish MY turn, ya bozo."

[Toots makes sarcastic comment implying that I share certain features with clowns. When will she get it that I don't aim to PLEASE. I just aim to get to MY turn.]

"Sorry. Sorry. Time's up, Toots. You know the rules. If you haven't busted a nut by the time the bell goes off, well, too bad for you. Maybe if you stopped doing your nails and paid closer attention to the festivities you'd get faster and better results."

[I make a snappy comeback, reminding Toots that my time is valuable, and suggesting that she may have ADD.]

"Ha! You and your timers. If I timed YOU, we'd be here till John Edwards could bench press 20 pounds without splitting his panties and blowing a sphincter."

[Toots attacks by referring to me and John Edwards in the same sentence. I am stung. I smart more than a little. But I do not wilt. The de Boyles are nonwilters.]

"Say what you will, Tootsie, but rules is rules. My turn."
[I appeal to rationality, hoping to prevent a nasty case of blue balls.]

"Here. Take the cat. She looks interested. Have fun."

[Toots wins again. We have no rules about pinch-kitties.]

Lance de Boyle, reporting live from North Carolina, where purchasing firearms is very dificult.

"Hey, Jimmy Jim Billy Jimmy John. I'll take that Colt Python .357 magnum there."

"Okay. Here."

I like to point out to people that the areas of Mississippi that were hit were predominantly white and wealthy beach-front property, for the most part. And they didn't get much mention at all in the press, except for a perfunctory introduction like, "...the storm that also hit Mississippi and Alabama has ravaged New Orleans, causing hundreds of deaths and revealing, perhaps, the incompetency of the one agency that was supposed to solve all of the problems." Blah, freakin' blah. White guilt is probably the only reason New Orleans got the help it did when it did - it seems like everyone wanted to forget that the hurricane had happened at all, because to acknowledge it was to admit that they'd made a mistake, and people had died from it. Boo-hoo. It happened, it's over with, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

The "gay man" thing is their superior attitude ("i'm going to ask a really hard question and stump someone into stuttering! it will be my greatest triumph yet!") mixed with poor microphones on digital cameras with video capability. Those things make everyone sound like they have a lisp.

Sunny for President!

I agree with Sparrow! :)

"Sounds like you need to get your girl on the Pill, then you won't have that problem."

OMG! That is hilarious!

And I refuse to watch that crap so thank you for sacrificing yourself Rachel. :) And I think your blogging of it was just perfect. You hit the important points and confirmed that theyre' all a bunch of wankers.

I agree with Sparrow, CastoCreations, and Phineos g.

Sunny for President!

Hell, it doesn't even have to be a dog.

I'd vote for a smelly sock before I'd vote for Hillary Clinton.

It won't be Obama as VP. It will be Bill Richardson.

Blacks are already going to vote democrat by about 95% to 5%. Bill Richardson is HISPANIC. Don't vote for him, and you are still RAAAAAACIST!!! The left has the black vote down, but wants to secure the Hispanic vote. Hispanics are already a larger part of the population than blacks, and the margin is growing. If you take the 2004 vote, and shift 50% of the Hispanics who voted for Bush over to Kerry, then you would have had Kerry by a landslide. They know this, and are making it a top priority to turn this "what if" into a reality for 2008 and beyond. Obama adds nothing to the plan. Richardson kick starts it into full gear.

Then there are the other forms of diversity, beyond just skin color. Hillary is, despite her current NY connection, a Chicago gal. And even as a New Yorker, she is still a "big city" democrat. She is an establishment union whore. She is democrat machine material. She Beltway Insider. She needs to balance her ticket with someone who is a good democrat, but unlike her. Obama isn't the man--he is another Chicago-Daley democrat machine candidate living in DC. She needs someone DIFFERENT, and just different in melanin levels. She could go with a Southerner, like John Edwards... but she already has Bubba on her side, and he is the top dog of the Southern dems. So in comes Bill Richarson, a Southwestern/Rocky Mountain man who, despite so many years in DC, has been outside the Beltway for a while and isn't a typical urban union corruption politician. He would be a "breath of fresh air" for political junkies who are sick of seeing the same handful of families running DC for a hundred years.

Obama has the whole "not qualified yet" problem. I mean COME ON people! Half a term in the Senate? When GHWB named Dan Quayle as his running mate, Quayle was in his second term as a Senator and had previously been in the House--and GHWB was widely criticized for choosing someone so inexperienced. Now Richardson, on the other hand, has a lot of EXECUTIVE experience, with Governor and Cabinet Secretary on his resume. Oh, and UN Ambassador. And that's all ON TOP of 14 years in Congress. His Congressional experience alone is more than three times that of Obama.

But the real issue is control. Hillary is a control freak. She is IN CHARGE. There is NO DAMN WAY she will allow any upstart to share a stage with her if she can't control him--and Obama is NOT her hand puppet. He has too much of a following, too much far left and media appeal. He can step out of line, do his own thing, and there isn't much she can do about it. No way would she ever risk such a "liability" on her ticket. Richardson? He is totally different. For one thing, he doesn't have the same ability to run amok--he isn't a "flavor of the month" like Obama and doesn't get the same kid-glove treatment. Second thing, he has demonstrated over the years a strong level of subservience to the Clintons. He is a loyal servant. He can be trusted. He has, by virtue of his service under Bill Clinton, EARNED a VP spot.

Hillary and Bill -- Richardson, that is. Even the ticket name will give the left orgasms as they remember the glory holes, er glory DAYS of the first Clinton Presidency.

There's your D ticket, right there.

My ancestors were slaves, too. Everyone's were. Quit whining about shit that didn't happen to you or your parents or your grandparents and probably not your great-grandparents, either. Sheesh.

Glad to see someone else has the same view on the slavery thing as I do. I'm not demanding the freaking British compensate me for what they did to the Irish for god's sakes.