"Why do I always find, (this) sort of shit so amusing?"

Umm, for the same reason you find dressing up your poor dogs amusing? Just a theory. (for the record some in Canada, might consider that animal cruelty too wink, wink)

Have fun ;)!

PS: Not sure if this is up your alley or not but feel free to try "Biblehumping Babybatterspitting rightlylikelyrightminded hypnohypocrits" on for size if you are so inclined. You find these types living on the right side of the country, but not so far to the right that it actually starts to become left again, because that would be bad.

I don't think I could come up with anything as outlandish as the people who live year-round in Crazytown. They're professionals at this. I like the one that talks about the reign of "Poppy Augustus" from 1984-1992. I assume they think George Bush Sr. was controlling the world through Reagan during his term, perhaps drinking his soul as he slept. Who thinks these nutjobs will calm down if we "allow" a Democrat to win next year?

BWA HA HA HA!!!

I don't remember the "reign" of Clinton (for whom I am ashamed to admit I voted...what did I know, I was only 18!) being so overblown. Were there a ton of right wing nutters claiming he was the anti-Christ? I know there may have been one or two but not to the level that we see from the looney left today. I just find the whole thing bizarre!

Chimperor Bushitler. Heh. Heheh. muahahaha! You crack me up, Rach.

"Allow a Democrat to win"? Oh man. I've got to give my take. Write this down, it's going on the record, this is a *guarantee*--

IF Fred Thompson gets the Republican nomination, and IF Shrillary Clinton is the Democratic nominee, there will be a Republican electoral landslide second only to the clubbing Reagan gave Mondale in 1984 (49-1 for those scoring at home).

She'll then slink back under her rock in the Senate and gain 'Moonbat Elder Statesman' status and be the Ted Kennedy for the next generation of lefties that don't have the sense to vote against her.

If, for the love of god no!, Madame Pantsuit became the First Cankles, I'm guessing she's probably *not* going to wear a blue dress to the inauguration, although I'm guessing Sir Mix-a-lot would pick up some good royalties due to all the new airplay 'I Like Big Butts' would get, especially on AM radio...

I have to agree with you about the landslide, Mikey. Hillary will drive people to the polls out of spite in record numbers. And the DU clowns will see that as proof of the continuing Bushco/Military/Industrial/Freemason/Skull&Bones stranglehold on the country, and not their increasing detachment from reality. Look for their continuing threats/promises to move to Canada or Europe until the reign of terror and injustice ends.

I wish they'd stop loudly and whine-ily threatening to leave and just, you know, MOVE.

dum stoopid neocon heelbilly jues!

heh.... glad I'm not the only Blogger who, when they found out about this went... "Hrmmmmm... what do I write?"

"Look for their continuing threats/promises to move to Canada or Europe until the reign of terror and injustice ends."

Paul, I just wish they could be legally held to those promises. Just don't export 'em here to Australia, we've got enough of our own moonbats...
:P

Bush will STILL try to impose Christian Theocracy in America. Watch. You're naive if you can't see it coming. He already invaded Iraq because he believes the Lord told him to help Haliburton and his Texas Oil buddies. And I'm not accusin anybody of anythang, but watch the movie about the Twin Towers falling. Fire doesn't melt steel. How stupid do they think we are? Oh yeah: VERY STUPID.

They are determined to shut down our free speech. The other day a man saw my "Bush is a Fascist" t-shirt and started a lame lecture about people who were killed by "real" fascist dictators, and how my t-shirt was disrespectful to them... wtf?!
Me: I got my free speech rights!
Him: That's exactly my point! If Bush was a REAL Fascist you would've already been shot in the head!
Me: Don't change the subject! I got my free speech rights!
Him: And I have the free speech right to call you an idiot.

You see what he did there? Those Christofascists ALWAYS resort to ad hominem... Bunch of haters.... Makes me want to leave this country...

I knew I could count on you for the perfect reaction. Now, I don't even need to post about it!

I keep reading this blog, mostly for the sexy pictures of Rachel, but also for the amusing comments. Today I noticed that Frank J (yes THE Frank J) posts to it! I cannot believe that I actually read a blog that Frank J does. I feel so intellectual and important.

Oh, yes: It's the Mind Control Satellites (TM) that allow the Bushitler crowd to execute their nefarious schemes without spontaneous popular uprisings. There are web sites that explain how to fashion a tinfoil hat to thwart them - these web sites are adjacent to the ones that tell you how to make your own Imperial Stormtrooper bodyarmor (like we'd believe THAT is a coincidence! Get it? "stormtrooper?") and how to make your own Princess Leia slavegirl bikini outfit (Hint Hint, Rachel).

Before leaving his post Karl Rove posted this sooper-sekret memo to his underlings McChimpyBushHitler and Darth HaliCheney:

Farewell spawn, I leave you in good hands. I thought I would inform you of a few surprises I have left for our colleagues on the left.

1: The Rovian Hurricane machine has been altered to dissolve tinfoil. Let's see how those idiots like that!

on that note:

2: My "KKKarl Special" LOGIC BOMB will be detonating shortly after the purging of all said tinfoil hats.

I don't know how many of the leftoids will survive, but the gene pool and humanity will look back and thank us later.

3: I left the global warming machine cranked up to 'HIGH'. If you get to warm, turn the AC up.

4: Mephistopheles has agreed to move on and bother another country for awhile. I won a bet with him on who could cause so many people to go insane without actually doing anything.

he's kinda mad.

With that I bid you farewell.

P.S. See you in 2 years once you have your thrones gold plated.

Sweet, sweet craziness.

The behaviour of many DU commenters reminds me of the hours that we spent telling each other tall tales in elementary and junior-high schools. The story had to be outlandish, but have at least a whiff of plausibility. And yes, we egged each other on to new heights. They key phrase here, though, is "junior-high school".

I think it's a kind of public fantasizing (or worse). They *want* this stuff to be true - even though they would be far worse off (economically, freedom-wise, politically) than they are if it were - because it would validate their beliefs about human nature, the world, our economic and political systems, etc., confirm them in their helplessness and excuse their inaction and cowardice.

Because, to paraphrase Mike at Cold Fury: they don't really believe all this stuff. If they did, they'd be arming themselves and preparing for revolution. If half that crap they spew were true, a lot of us in the right-of-center blogosphere would be offering to help them load magazines.

I love the drama of it all. It's like a soap opera written by a socialist on acid with a single digit IQ and a thesaurus.

Either that or they're huge Star Wars fans.

Naturally, they play the noble role of the Rebels zooming around space (Seattle) in the Millenium Falcon (a Hyundai hatchback) fighting against (whining online) the evil Emperor (our twice democratically elected president) and his loyal bootlicking subject, Darth Vader (his political advisor, K(KK)arl Rove).

I won't even explain the parallel for lightsabers (tiny lightsabers) and blasters.

The bad news is, they still have trouble deciding if King halliGeorge Bushhitlerburton is a genius or an idiot. That can naturally be explained by which minions he chooses to inKorporate into his regime.

In their warped bizarro universe, fire cannot melt steel, vinegar and baking soda do not create a chemiKal reaction, and Amelia Earhart was killed by a time travelling Dick Cheney because, well, she knew about the aliens that would crash land in Roswell years later...ofKourse! Aliens that would be experimented upon by the !JOOS! in a quest to create a weather machine (remember hurricane KKKatrina?) and a mind-Kontrol device later used by KKKarl Rove.

Wow, it's exhausting being this stupid.

"Oh, yes: It's the Mind Control Satellites (TM) that allow the Bushitler crowd to execute their nefarious schemes without spontaneous popular uprisings."

I am not so sure if something I once read in the back of an Iron Man comic book 16 years ago while shopping for Xray specs necessarily qualifies as a "nefarious scheme". But hey, what do I know, the Xray specs were a bust too.

As for this whole "DU" thing, I confess what with being the McBlognubikins that I am, I had no idea what it was until I saw so many references to it yesterday, and went to find out for myself. One question though, everyone refers to it as "DU", but isn't that missing a letter? Shouldn't there also be an "H" with an exclamation point dangling off the end?

Have fun ;)!

Brian, actually the missing letter is 'M'

I can't understand what you folks are all on about. The DUmmies have proved time and again that the evil Chimpy is destroying the planet!
They've proved that Chimpy went to war with Iraq for oil ... that's why our oil prices are down ... ahhhh
They've proved that Chimpy went to war so that his pals at Halliburton could make quadrillions in a Food for Oil scheme ... ahh .. no ,that was the Halliburton-controlled UN, wasn;t it?
They've proved that Chimpy stole TWO elections ... why even the NYT agreed that the count showed ... ahhhh
Chimpy's pet Supreme Court interfered in the Florida election count ... they stopped the Florida Supreme Court from .... uhhhhhh

Well, anyway, at least Air America is dominating the airwaves to tell Amerikkkka about ..... ahhhhhh

mmm'k .... Michael Moore PROVED .... ahhhhh

(is it my imagination, or is the collective IQ of the KosKids about equivalent to Teddy Kennedy's waistline figure?)

There was this lady who lived near my brother in Austin, who was absolutely moonbat-shit crazy. She told my brother the FBI was following her. My brother says, whatever, doesn't think about it again. Then she tells him that two men in suits came by her apartment and asked her a bunch of questions about him. My brother was like, "yeah, I'm about to be commissioned in Naval Intelligence, I'm sure that was part of the background check." Well, then she went mad. My brother's bicycle got stolen off his balcony...well, he didn't lock it down, I guess. She says "I know who stole your bicycle, I saw him in a dream." At this point my brother had put Bush/Cheney bumper stickers on his truck, along with the NRA Life Member sticker and the one for the Navy. So he just ramped things up and started flying a Texas flag from his balcony, playing loud country music at all hours, doing everything he could think of to annoy her.

Eventually she moved out, I think.

Oh, but this is the same lady who told my brother that she had wrecked her Ford Explorer...because it was raining, and the Government used OnStar to turn off her wipers.

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If you didn't get that, OnStar is provided only with GM vehicles.

Our Dark Lord Rove is moving on to spend more time with his family...namely, the millions of right-wing neo-Nazi minions he controls using his evil superpowers, manipulating the fate of whole worlds from his secret underground lair deep beneath Yucca Mountain. The space-based mind control ray will soon be fully operational, and then he will be able to enslave us all, tinfoil hats or no. And we will all witness the power of the Dark Side.

See how easy and fun it is?