Guys, you might want to just click away right now.
OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. -- Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.A couple of months before the annual Red River Shootout between the Sooners and Longhorns, words were exchanged at Henry Hudson's Pub between Allen Beckett, 53, and Brian Thomas. Witnesses said it was because Thomas was wearing a UT T-shirt.
Neither Thomas or Beckett chose to comment, but the police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles.
You're welcome.
Comments (20)
AAAAAARGH! At first I was like, "okay, the guy is a perv... why all the warnings..." Then I got to the last line. That's when the sympathy pains set it.
Posted by Fuzz Martin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 27, 2007 8:50 AM
Posted on August 27, 2007 08:50
uhm... I meant "set in."
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August 27, 2007 8:50 AM
Posted on August 27, 2007 08:50
wow.
Posted by wRitErsbLock![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 27, 2007 9:06 AM
Posted on August 27, 2007 09:06
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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August 27, 2007 9:32 AM
Posted on August 27, 2007 09:32
Ouch. And you thought people got deranged over politics!
There's a moral there somewhere.
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August 27, 2007 9:44 AM
Posted on August 27, 2007 09:44
Holy crap, looks like I'll be wearing my chain maille under-roos today.
Posted by phineas g.![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 27, 2007 9:57 AM
Posted on August 27, 2007 09:57
A church deacon? I can't wait to find out the denomination.
Posted by evvybuns![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 27, 2007 10:27 AM
Posted on August 27, 2007 10:27
Hmmm.
A University of Texas fan with testicles.
Must be a first, who'd a thunk it.
Posted by tolbert![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 27, 2007 10:32 AM
Posted on August 27, 2007 10:32
Aaiiiiieeee! Aiieiee! Aiiirrrgggh
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August 27, 2007 11:16 AM
Posted on August 27, 2007 11:16
Tolbert, my thoughts exactly. I thought they only had balls when they were in the West End during OU/TX weekend and there are 10K of their other fans around.
Who'da thunk?
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August 27, 2007 12:59 PM
Posted on August 27, 2007 12:59
Too late, Rachel. I already saw it somewhere else...and the news story that was linked from the other place even had a gratuitous pic of a grasping hand.
Which in my book was even sicker than the story itself.
Posted by Nathan Brindle![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 27, 2007 1:51 PM
Posted on August 27, 2007 13:51
Ouch!
Posts like this shouldn't carry the warning "Guys, you might want to just click away right now." That's just a tease, and you know we're going to keep reading. Instead it should say something like:
Posted by Eric E![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 27, 2007 4:53 PM
Posted on August 27, 2007 16:53
Hmm, the last time I saw the names Thomas and Beckett side by side it involved a ball grabber too. Thomas Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury. Fancy that huh?
Posted by Mister Cantankerous![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 27, 2007 9:04 PM
Posted on August 27, 2007 21:04
Hmm... I guess no one here has read, "On the Uses of Torture", by Piers Anthony, huh?
After reading that, this story is tame, except for the fact that it's an actual occurrence, rather than fiction.
Posted by WayneB![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 28, 2007 12:01 PM
Posted on August 28, 2007 12:01
He's lucky he didn't try to pull that crap at the Chicken - know what I mean? Gig em
Posted by Carl![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 28, 2007 3:08 PM
Posted on August 28, 2007 15:08
I didn't read the link but my guess is both of these guys are from Oklahoma, which is a sad fact but does expain the balls. Gig em?? That's language only Aggies understands. Gig em with what, I thought Beavo(sp) was a steer.
Posted by Roy![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 28, 2007 7:36 PM
Posted on August 28, 2007 19:36
Roy, no, one's a Texan and one's an Okie. People in both states take their football way too seriously - but Okies take beating Texas even more seriously...
Posted by markm![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 29, 2007 7:49 AM
Posted on August 29, 2007 07:49
YIKES!!
You know, I would go to my kid's games when they were small and did the kid's sports thing, but I do not sit and watch sports on TV or go to games for entertainment. I am somewhat an anomaly here in Oklahoma where football (particularly at the college level)seems to be an unabiding passion for many folks.
I have seen some gruesome injuries in the last 21 years that I have worked as a cop, but a "torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles" is one I have not seen and hope never to see, because just typing that out made me double over in sympathetic response.
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August 29, 2007 8:30 AM
Posted on August 29, 2007 08:30
Damn, now I got to wear a cup to the bar, too?
Posted by Vulcanrider![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 29, 2007 6:29 PM
Posted on August 29, 2007 18:29
How does someone tear anothers scrotal sack in a scuffle?
With their teeth?
It can't be their superhero laser vision powers...
Posted by FightClub™![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.rachellucas.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 30, 2007 12:10 AM
Posted on August 30, 2007 00:10