John Hawkins says there's a Democrat debate tonight, which I didn't know, much like I didn't know about the Republican one on Sunday morning. What's up with that? How is it that I just skimmed through about 25 political blogs and Hawkins is the first one to mention this? Anyway, he suggests a drinking game for the debate, and I'm not opposed to an occasional booze-addled Tuesday night....but holy crap, Hawkins. If I took a sip of cabernet every time one of those items was mentioned, I'd have to ask someone to call 911 by the first commercial break because I'd need my stomach pumped.
Ah screw it, it was so much fun last time, and I just so happen to have a full bottle of wine, so I think I'll drunk-live-blog this one too. I'm hoping Hillary will have some boob showing so I can pretend to be absolutely shocked - SHOCKED! - that she dare display her naughty, tempting lady lumps.
Hey! What time is it on? What channel? Don't make me search; enable my laziness please thank you.
I SUCK. I noticed Hawkins live-blogging it at 6:30 CST, so I got to the TV as quick as a fox, but even after searching through the entire digital cable lineup of over 300 channels, I still failed to find the debate. What the hell kind of secret channel was it on anyway? Oh well. I still drank wine. And found more apparel to place on my dog. I wonder if it'd be considered "wrong" to put an Army t-shirt on her.
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"naughty, tempting lady lumps" on HILLARY!?!
Gahhhhhhhhh
I think I threw up a bit in the back of my throat... I need whiskey just to burn the image out of my head
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August 7, 2007 3:08 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 15:08
Yeah. Hillary's anatomy pretty much ought to be taboo for everyone.
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August 7, 2007 3:24 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 15:24
YES! Can't wait to read it.
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August 7, 2007 3:33 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 15:33
see if John Edwards is able to become a black woman by tonight!
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August 7, 2007 3:39 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 15:39
Hillary is a woman only if you consider a succubus warm or a harpy seductive. I mean, she needs to go Gothic. This could be too much fun . . . best rendition of Gothic Hillary! I see a contest.
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August 7, 2007 3:57 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 15:57
"Yeah. Hillary's anatomy pretty much ought to be taboo for everyone. Posted by k2aggie07 " It's certainly taboo to Bill......by HIS choice
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August 7, 2007 5:01 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 17:01
"naughty"?? maybe, but I'd rather not know.
"tempting"?? absolutely NOT!!
"lady lumps"?? you're gonna have to be a bit more specific here, we're talkin' about Hillary, so this could be anywhere from her apple-doll head to her cankles!
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August 7, 2007 5:25 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 17:25
I've seen about enough of Hillary's cliffage. I mean.. cleavage.
Yes.. that's mine. Patent pending.
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August 7, 2007 5:45 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 17:45
Seriously... When you think about Hillary's "naughty tempting lady lumps", can you really blame Bill for tomcattin' around?
I can't stand either one of them, but as a man, I feel for Bill for having been married to that shrill harpy for over 20 years. Talk about making the ultimate sacrifices to achieve the Presidency. Damn, I hope he feels it was worth it.
You think he ever made Monica Lewinsky wear a pantsuit around the Oval Office?
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August 7, 2007 5:50 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 17:50
Rachel just wanted to drop you a quick note before you are too drunk to comprehend what I am saying. I had a look at your last "Hour Late Live Blog", and you seemed at the time to be somewhat perplexed, and concerned regarding all the lisping that was going on. I have a theory, and possible explanation for why all the lisping was taking place during that debate.
I have come to realize that in the past 12 months I have not met a single American Male (Homo Erectus Americanus Dudis) in the 18-26 year old demographic who does not have a tongue piercing, and there is a whole lot of lisping going on as a result of said piercings. Oddly enough, in most of these cases the young men in question, are in fact staunch hetrosexuals. Leastwise, that is what their girlfriends are claiming.
I just thought I would toss that one out to you. So drink up, enjoy the debate, and I hope you get he nipple flash you are so looking forward too regardless of who might be doing the flashing.
Have fun ;)!
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August 7, 2007 7:07 PM
Posted on August 7, 2007 19:07
it was on MSNBC... :)
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August 8, 2007 5:19 AM
Posted on August 8, 2007 05:19
Right. It was on MSNBC, which means no one else watched it either.
You gotta love how the dems will say "nyet" to Fox News, the most watched cable news channel, but line up to lick Keith Olbermann's oversized eyebrows on MSNBC, the "cable foil", if you will, to Fox.
I saw one question on the "debate" (that's getting a little loose with the language) to Gov. Richardson: something along the lines of what kind of VP would you choose? He answered (predictably) "not Dick Cheney!" (cue liberal thunderous applause). "He would have to be able to run the country. To be most able to step in." Um. Gov? Yeah. We know the succession thing. We also are aware that the current veep is capable of taking over (he does it already, allegedly). So what's your point, Bill? "I ran New Mexico! Vote for me!" says Bill.
No I haven't been drinking. Rambling is my strong suit.
Did I happen to mention what an unhinged dolt Keith Olbermann is? There I just did.
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August 8, 2007 8:46 AM
Posted on August 8, 2007 08:46
Yes, it is wrong to put ANY clothes on a dog. But since you're a girl, and it's an Army t-shirt (what, you don't have anything from the Navy?), I guess we can let you slide.
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August 10, 2007 7:11 PM
Posted on August 10, 2007 19:11