Incredibly shocking news! (Rachel Lucas)

Incredibly shocking news!

Siegfried and Roy have announced that they are gay.

And they were once lovers.

I don't believe it! It's all a lie. These two are the most masculine sons of bitches in the U.S.A.
I can't even look at pictures of them without getting aaalllll kinds of turned on.

TIGER: "Halp! I'z stuk betwen Gay and Gayer!"

Posted on August 17, 2007 7:50 AM | Permalink

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tedders

The cat saw them together and turned white, later the cat attcked the smaller one because of post traumatic syndrome. Poor kitteh!!!

Posted by tedders | August 17, 2007 8:03 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 08:03

wendy

OMG.... I would never have expected this breaking news story. This is on par with learning Liberace was gay. Yikes. Never saw that coming.

Posted by wendy | August 17, 2007 8:16 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 08:16

Dr. Feelgood

"Here's another shocker for you, Marge. I like BEER!" - Homer Simpson

Is it the new celebrity fad to admit to crap we've known for years? Rosie's gay, Star had bypass surgery...blah blah blah.

Posted by Dr. Feelgood | August 17, 2007 8:19 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 08:19

carin

It was just last month we learned that the guy from "Frasier" was gay. And now this. I don't know how many more revelations I can take.

Posted by carin | August 17, 2007 8:44 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 08:44

evvybuns

Who'da thunk?

Posted by evvybuns | August 17, 2007 8:56 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 08:56

pete in Midland

Oh MY!
Color me incredibly shocked.

Wouldn't it be simpler if the celebs that weren't gay, insane, drug addicts, and liberal-as-the-day-is-long "announced"? It would be a super small list, and I'd actually give a sh!t ...

Posted by pete in Midland | August 17, 2007 8:57 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 08:57

Scoobers

Thanks for ruining my day.

Posted by Scoobers | August 17, 2007 9:14 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 09:14

N. O'Brain

Rachel, you need a lolcat caption contest.

Posted by N. O'Brain | August 17, 2007 9:17 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 09:17

langtry

Ten years ago, when I worked on the trading floor at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, several traders in the T-Bills pit took a "Boy's Weekend" to Las Vegas. As part of their revelry, they took in the Siegfried and Roy show, which opens with a short film about the duo's life both past and present. The "present" shows their ginormous mansion, and the pair nararate that moment with this line ...

"It's naht about aur mahnshun, but ze love zat ees een eet."

They laughed so hard, they slid off the seats of their banquette!

Posted by langtry | August 17, 2007 9:37 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 09:37

langtry

tedders:

The cat saw them together and turned white, later the cat attcked the smaller one because of post traumatic syndrome. Poor kitteh!!!

I just blew chunks of bagel out of my mouth, and cleaning up the computer screen's going to be brutal!

Posted by langtry | August 17, 2007 9:41 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 09:41

Alexander

Even the tiger looks gay.

*Sigh* I guess this means I'll have to retire my open-fronted long sleeved tiger-striped glitter-encrusted blouse lest someone think I'm gay as well.

Geez, what will the gays take from us next? Pretty soon I won't be able feather my hair and wear my glittery tiger-stripe tuxedo with frilly sleeves and front....wait..DAMN YOU SIEGFRIED!!!

Posted by Alexander | August 17, 2007 9:46 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 09:46

Hardliner

Lol.... I'm not going to rude like some and go..."Well, Duh!"... but that was kinda known all along...

anyone who hops in with a freakin' lion and does all sorts of crazy shit with it. has got a bit off the pebble a little somehow or another...

Posted by Hardliner | August 17, 2007 10:11 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 10:11

Brian_Thorn

Sure, sure, Siegfried and Roy are Gay, riiiiiight. What's next Rachel, you gonna try and convince us that Elton John, Nathan Hale, and Tom Cruise are all gay too? You are just too funny!

Have fun ;)!

Posted by Brian_Thorn | August 17, 2007 10:28 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 10:28

The jDub™

I personally just find that FABULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Posted by The jDub™ | August 17, 2007 11:10 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 11:10

trainer

If that look on the cat doesn't say 'I wish I had cancer', I don't know what does.

Posted by trainer | August 17, 2007 11:40 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 11:40

otcconan

In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and pillows are soft.

What would actually shock me is to find out John Edwards is straight.

BTW, as a naive youth, I never suspected Freddie Mercury...so I guess they may have been fooling some 10 year olds.

Posted by otcconan | August 17, 2007 11:43 AM

Posted on August 17, 2007 11:43

Tully

Rachel, you need a lolcat caption contest

"Teh pussy got between us"

Posted by Tully | August 17, 2007 12:02 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 12:02

DL From Heidelberg

Now that's a cat. Here in Germany S and R are proud exports and examples of the American dream. Between them and Arrnold they have a lock on the country.

Posted by DL From Heidelberg | August 17, 2007 12:25 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 12:25

WayneB

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you!!!

So, does this mean that they went did the Tiger training act to show they really weren't afraid of pussy?

Posted by WayneB | August 17, 2007 12:40 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 12:40

Page

When they were lovers, I bet they played "Hide the Snake" and "Man Dong or Donkey Dong" a lot.

Posted by Page | August 17, 2007 12:46 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 12:46

gmsc

Caption for picture: "I can has strait guyz?"

So, from this announcement, I take it we were supposed to think that they were straight?

Posted by gmsc | August 17, 2007 12:55 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 12:55

Ethne

BTW, as a naive youth, I never suspected Freddie Mercury...so I guess they may have been fooling some 10 year olds.

the name of the band was Queen... they weren't exactly hiding it under a bush...

pun not intended... but left standing.

Posted by Ethne | August 17, 2007 12:59 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 12:59

Rickbert

And they were once lovers.

I'm only shocked to hear they aren't together anymore. Then again, those workplace romances can be quite difficult.

Posted by Rickbert | August 17, 2007 1:14 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 13:14

Lance de Boyle

The humor of this (in case you want to be bored) is that this is presented as news when in fact everyone's known it since 1876.

Ha Ha on you Mr. Oldnewsman.

But how about let's get back to the gay thing?...

"No, how about let's not?"

"Yeah, shut up, 'Lance de Boyle,' whatever that stupid name means."

"Yeah, go boyle your head. Heh Heh and a side of fries."

I will not be deterred, or thwarted for that matter, by lame insults.

And the cookies I made last night---using pancake flour---tasted just fine after I covered them with chocolate sauce made from beef broth.

Anyway, you got to give Ziggy and Roy credit for having large nuts, messing with them huge cats.

And don't forget the Theban Sacred Band.

http://andrejkoymasky.com/liv/fam/bios1/sacr1.html

http://www.culturekitchen.com/mole333/blog/monument_to_gays_in_the_military

I despise all the special pleading and the aggressive self-aggrandizing of some of the "differently gendered" groups.

Yet, I'd be honored to share a foxhole with a gay soldier, but wouldn't accept ANYthing from an oh-so-tolerant liberal, if that anything required courage.

Danged notfaggot sissy pants.

Posted by Lance de Boyle | August 17, 2007 1:23 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 13:23

Alexander

"Yet, I'd be honored to share a foxhole with a gay soldier," - Lance

I'm sorry .... share what hole?

(I kid, I'm with ya.)

Posted by Alexander | August 17, 2007 1:53 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 13:53

The jDub™

The tiger is totally flaming too. Look at those eyes, they just scream "Come here you silly goose! I'm going to bite you! Roar!"

Posted by The jDub™ | August 17, 2007 3:19 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 15:19

Lance de Boyle

When I was a kid, Alexander, we were so poor we couldn't afford holes. So we HAD to share them.

"I got the hole first!"

"Hey, you had the hole first last time!"

Posted by Lance de Boyle | August 17, 2007 4:40 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 16:40

Brian_Thorn

I am still waiting for Mrs. Rachel's Mom to chime in again, and call them both out for being the "Gay Jerkwads" that they are.

Have fun ;)!

Posted by Brian_Thorn | August 17, 2007 6:00 PM

Posted on August 17, 2007 18:00

Ralph Gizzip

Don't feel badly, Rachel. You can still lust after them. Just realize they're lusting after the same thing.

Posted by Ralph Gizzip | August 18, 2007 9:22 AM

Posted on August 18, 2007 09:22

KrisL

Brian, I somehow don't think my Auntie will comment at all. I'm even struggling with my cuz's declaration of being "aallll kinds turned on" no matter what the circumstances...lol

Posted by KrisL | August 18, 2007 1:18 PM

Posted on August 18, 2007 13:18

KrisL

ooops "all kinds of turned on" I meant....see it's just disconbobilating for me.

Posted by KrisL | August 18, 2007 1:20 PM

Posted on August 18, 2007 13:20

Keith

The only way they could appear more gay is if they were walking around with a peacock on a leash.

Nice cover there, boys. We had no idea.

Posted by Keith | August 20, 2007 9:23 AM

Posted on August 20, 2007 09:23