Jesus, the news is boring lately. There's nothing to blog about and I can't find anything funny to put on my dog. Time for lunch.
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What? You don't find top-to-bottom "Back to School" (none featuring actual students, but rather school board execs reminding dullard parents of their obligation to see that their children get to school) stories interesting?
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September 5, 2007 12:11 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 12:11
I'll bite. What's for lunch?
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September 5, 2007 1:22 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 13:22
my local paper (the montreal gazette) ran an entire *section* last week on the controversial, mysterious concept of seasonal change. as in, page after page after page of tool-on-the-street interviews going, "well, it's hot now, eh, but it'll get colder soon, i guess." OH REALLY?!? my only comfort in this crazy, mixed-up world of summer-turning-into-fall chaos is the knowledge that, no matter what leaf-color-changing hell we may go through in the weeks to come, one thing will never change: reporters are morons. their asshatosity is my rock.
some people have coffee. i have my idiot liberal fluff local paper (i swear, yesterday they ran an entire half-page piece on how evil we were to bomb Dresden - i mean, really? they're not over that yet?). there's something about having an aneurysm at 7 each morning that just gets you up and raring to go for the rest of the day.
and another thing: the fall TV preview tells me that there's gonna be a show about a vampire detective. THEN WHY THE %^&* DID THEY CANCEL ANGEL?!!!
okay, rant over, sorry!
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September 5, 2007 1:25 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 13:25
I hope it's grilled cheese. I love grilled cheese.
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September 5, 2007 2:36 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 14:36
WTF? Did someone just tap their toes next to mine? I've got to stop checking Rachel's blog on my laptop in bathroom stalls.
I'll be right there, Senator.
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September 5, 2007 3:38 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 15:38
WTF? Did someone just tap their toes next to mine? I've got to stop checking Rachel's blog on my laptop in bathroom stalls.
I'll be right there, Senator.
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September 5, 2007 3:39 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 15:39
No news? Make some up. Start some rumours. How bout 'Bush gets eaten by a dingo.'Having said that, it would have to be a farking cunning canine considering he has arrived in Australia with, amongst others, 250 SECURITY STAFF???
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September 5, 2007 4:14 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 16:14
With all the security abduction is probably out of the question. Try something more believable like.
U.S. President Molested by Marsupial
News clip of President Bush standing in the middle of a gaggle of reporters. Hair mussed and suit all rumpled.
"Really I don't know what happend. I was just standing there and the next thing I knew I was head first in a pouch. Damnedest thing."
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September 5, 2007 5:22 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 17:22
Oh, it's not that slow.
Just when you thought that the quality problems with Chinese-made goods couldn't get any worse, there's this:
Thousands of faulty Chinese made condoms returned to DC government
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September 5, 2007 9:24 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 21:24
Gig 'em, Aggies!
Go Browns!...may the gods let Charlie Fry screw up just enough to get Quinn in the lineup sooner, rather than later.
May the football gods take a humongus dump in the Cowboys' Cheerios. God I hate them.
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September 5, 2007 10:27 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 22:27
Ahhh... 41-10! That's the way we do it in our house!!
For an extremely biased speed version of the game: http://annieschaos.blogspot.com/
Yeah!!
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September 7, 2007 7:32 AM
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:32