Five minutes ago, I walked past Digger and noticed a loose tuft of fur on the back of one of his rear legs. He was lying on the floor cutely napping so I knelt down near him and rubbed his belly, then leaned towards his butt to find the tuft of fur again so I could pull it off. My face was about 18 inches from his butt when he farted sharply. I could have sworn he then giggled and said, "you're welcome."
Comments (14)
Awwww... that's cute. Digger's sticking up for Sunny! Serves you right, you mad dog-dresser, you.
Posted by PatHMV
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September 4, 2007 11:53 AM
Posted on September 4, 2007 11:53
HA HA HA!
**laughs so hard she farts**
Posted by wRitErsbLock
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September 4, 2007 11:55 AM
Posted on September 4, 2007 11:55
Yep nothing like a mouthful of dog fart to get your day off started off on the right track.
PS: Anyone ever wonder why Ms. Raychill Lukis never dresses up Digger?
Posted by Mister Cantankerous
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September 4, 2007 12:40 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 12:40
Rowdi used to fart all the time. And she would wait until we had guests to let out her worst ones. Nice hostess, that one.
After we changed her food, though, she's not Rowdi McFarty.
Posted by sarahk
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September 4, 2007 1:13 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 13:13
So what you're *really* saying is... You and Rupert are still in that blissful Honeymoon phase where you blame your nasty gas on the dog.
You're not fooling anyone.
Posted by HurricaneMikey
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September 4, 2007 3:06 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 15:06
I did it the other way round some years back
my dog used to sneak under my bed covers when she thought i was asleep well one night i came in after going to a B-B-Q after eating a lot of venison and pickles and Cider went to bed and about 15 min later heard the dog sneak up the stairs she stared hard at me decided i was asleep and snuk under the covers 5 min later i let rip and the dog left at a rate of knots followed by me boy it was rank and the dog was at the foot of the stairs looking up at me with a WTF was that look on her face.
Posted by ajdshootist
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September 4, 2007 5:13 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 17:13
Was your husband around when Rowdi farted? If so, then I suspect Frank was actually to blame.
Maybe that's why he made you get the dog in the first place. Plausible deniability.
Posted by mightysamurai
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September 4, 2007 5:30 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 17:30
So Digger did the old Dutch Oven on you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by Ralph Gizzip
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September 4, 2007 6:39 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 18:39
Sweeet. I love your dogs.
Posted by og
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September 4, 2007 7:07 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 19:07
"Farted . . . sharply"?
Hmm. OK. Sounds like you were the victim of the "daisy-cutter"-style dog fart, as opposed to the slightly more common stealth-bomber dog fart. From the little you've given me to go on here, it doesn't sound like it was either an elongated whistler OR a high-pitched-squealer, so count yourself lucky there.
Yeah, it's a relatively young science.
Posted by dogette
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September 4, 2007 7:18 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 19:18
And if the technology had been developed to capture the action in a still frame - the photo caption would read, 'Contrary to popular belief, Digger believes there IS a god.'
Posted by laughykate
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September 4, 2007 9:17 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 21:17
Rachel,
This is the most disgusting blog entry I have ever read...keep up the good work. Be thankful you don't have an Irish Setter, ot worse yet, a real Irishman living with your.
Posted by DL From Heidelberg
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September 5, 2007 12:25 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 12:25
Rachel,
This is the most disgusting blog entry I have ever read...keep up the good work. Be thankful you don't have an Irish Setter, or worse yet, a real Irishman living with you.
Posted by DL From Heidelberg
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September 5, 2007 12:25 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 12:25
Dogette: "it doesn't sound like it was either an elongated whistler OR a high-pitched-squealer, so count yourself lucky there"
Oh yeah, those sound like a mouse being slowly strangled to death....
Posted by MorrisAO
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September 6, 2007 1:42 AM
Posted on September 6, 2007 01:42