I went out of town for Labor Day weekend and have so much to tell you. I'm not sure if you were aware, but the world is populated with assholes. I can prove it. Most of them are on the freeways of Texas. Anyway, I have the day off today and plan to spend it in the most decadent ways possible, and the only way to properly kick it off is to emotionally abuse my dog. It's performance art, and it will tide you over until I write my posts about Asshole Nation.
Yes, that's a sculpture of naked women with large butts. BTW, these pics were taken with Rupert's Canon digital Elph, which I am test driving to see how awesome it is. It's pretty freakin' awesome.
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Oh dear. Frank loves to put stuff on Rowdi's head right before I take her picture. It's just cruel, yo.
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September 4, 2007 8:30 AM
Posted on September 4, 2007 08:30
Rachel,
I think you tied the scarf a little too much. Compare the first picture to the last. Sunny looks like she suddenly sprouted 40 extra pounds!
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September 4, 2007 9:22 AM
Posted on September 4, 2007 09:22
I know, it was the indoor lighting!
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September 4, 2007 9:23 AM
Posted on September 4, 2007 09:23
Ok, how many seconds between snapping that second picture and the tongue snaking out and snarfing up the treat?
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September 4, 2007 9:35 AM
Posted on September 4, 2007 09:35
I think she looks cute, like a Little Old Russian Lady!
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September 4, 2007 11:10 AM
Posted on September 4, 2007 11:10
Darn you, langtry.
Aw heck, I'll say it anyway:
Dogbushka!
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September 4, 2007 11:47 AM
Posted on September 4, 2007 11:47
That first picture brings back fond memories of my Lithuanian Great Grandmother, except that great granny always shaved for company.
You know I didn't find out until I was 22 that she didn't speak a lick of English, yet I still fondly recall the hours spent talking to her as a child while she jammed Russel Stovers sampler candies into our pie-holes. Any chance that was some form of Commie brainwashing?
And why do I suddenly feel compelled to make Borscht and drink Vodka?
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September 4, 2007 12:18 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 12:18
I knew that if I was patient and didn't whine, sooner or later you'd put one of your dogs in a babushka.
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September 4, 2007 7:21 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 19:21
The babuska'd dog looks like a Stan Wolowic and the Polka Chips groupie.
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September 4, 2007 9:20 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 21:20
Ya know, I think blue is her color. Looks good.
Also, the coffee table or whatever it is in the 3rd pic, nice.
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September 5, 2007 1:18 AM
Posted on September 5, 2007 01:18