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2007.09.14: Don't be scared.
2007.09.14: Shock and awe.
2007.09.13: Sunny expresses my emotions about templates, Part Two.
2007.09.13: He is sooooo dead.
2007.09.12: Awwwwwww.
2007.09.12: Public schools are fantastic.
2007.09.12: I am banned from my own blog.
2007.09.11: About as sexy as a severe case of salmonella.
2007.09.11: Nice. Real nice.
2007.09.10: Comments are basically broken.
2007.09.10: Sunny belongs in a rock band.
2007.09.10: This will teach me to run my mouth.
2007.09.10: Stupid stupid Typekey!
2007.09.09: Of course I still have guns.
2007.09.07: Osama bin Laden: sultan of goat romance. [UPDATED]
2007.09.07: Something funny and something very goddamn NOT funny. [UPDATED]
2007.09.06: We negotiate deals.
2007.09.06: I'm finally convinced a Republican will win.
2007.09.05: Life with the beasts.
2007.09.05: At least football starts tomorrow.
2007.09.05: Vista, I want to break-a your face-a.
2007.09.04: Smells like teen spirit.
2007.09.04: Ready for my debriefing.
2007.09.04: You have missed me so much it hurts.
2007.08.31: I do blame Bush for this.
2007.08.30: Quest for slammin' new camera starts now.
2007.08.30: God, make the news interesting again.
2007.08.30: Ah, oui! Zee silly Americahns!
2007.08.30: My camera broke!
2007.08.29: Look out, mother of two comin' through.
2007.08.29: He makes a compelling argument.
2007.08.29: Poll time.
2007.08.28: Baby cookers.
2007.08.28: They need some Ridgebacks to guard this dog.
2007.08.27: This level of dumb is actually scary.
2007.08.27: I'm sick of Michael Vick, too, BUT...
2007.08.27: I am sorry I have to do this to you.
2007.08.26: Battle of Thermopygay.
2007.08.26: Bad Ass.
2007.08.24: Pigs can fly. Into my dog's gluttonous mouth.
2007.08.24: I've got nothing.
2007.08.23: Pick me! Pick me!
2007.08.22: I am being stalked by the county.
2007.08.22: Two words: Rhodesian. Ridgeback.
2007.08.21: rosie
u r less smart
than my dog's poop
2007.08.21: Interesting.
2007.08.21: I wish I had an hour to bitch about this.
2007.08.20: The most fun Saturday ever.
2007.08.20: Give these bears a nice Chianti and some fava beans.
2007.08.20: Ice pick justice.
2007.08.18: Her life is extremely difficult.
2007.08.17: THIS is a McDonald's lawsuit I can get behind.
2007.08.17: If putting clothes on my dog is wrong, I don't want to be right.
2007.08.17: Incredibly shocking news!
2007.08.16: Your tax dollars at work.
2007.08.16: To poop or not to poop?
2007.08.16: Why don't I want kids? Let me count the dollars.
2007.08.15: Is this wrong? Should I not have done this?
2007.08.15: Miracle bullets from Allah.
2007.08.14: Very. Bad. Kittah.
2007.08.14: Too hot to blog.
2007.08.14: Nobody wants to see your nasty grundies.
2007.08.13: Chimperor Bushitler's satanic overlord resigns.
2007.08.12: I've had a great weekend; here's a great story.
2007.08.10: Cheeseburger roulette (plus, dude, that is GROSS).
2007.08.10: Muhammad was a flaming swishy homo.
A nancyboy, frankly.
2007.08.09: Once again, the fools among us ruin all the fun.
2007.08.08: U.S. ship is close to sink.
2007.08.08: I shall pronounce it "O-bay-muh".
2007.08.08: Your pillow is foul.
2007.08.07: Boogerface good girl.
2007.08.07: I will be too drunk to type within the first 15 minutes. (UPDATED)
2007.08.07: plz dnt kll me. k thx bye.
2007.08.06: I like Newt.
2007.08.06: There are so many things wrong with this story.
2007.08.03: It's National Sandwich Month. Sweeeet.
2007.08.02: Help me drive my boyfriend insane.
2007.08.01: Today's Jihad monkey smackdown.
2007.08.01: This might qualify as a hate crime.
2007.07.31: What I love most about having a blog.
2007.07.31: My dog poops on your Koran.
2007.07.30: Help shut down the Jihadists on YouTube.
2007.07.30: Barron Hilton is a hero.
2007.07.28: Heavy-handed, borderline offensive, in-your-face dog-blogging.
2007.07.27: I really need to stay away from HuffPo.
2007.07.27: The internet owns me today.
2007.07.27: It just figures.
2007.07.26: Funny.
2007.07.25: I have questions, you have answers. Talk to me about Senator Clinton.
2007.07.25: It wasn't me.
2007.07.25: Giggler.
2007.07.25: I are smrt.
2007.07.24: I'm sure you know how she feels.
2007.07.24: Hot lib-on-lib action.
2007.07.23: This debate is weird and I like it.
2007.07.23: Falcor!
2007.07.23: At least they know what's important.
2007.07.23: Coolest. Cop. Ever.
2007.07.20: One more.
2007.07.20: Sometimes I link to other sites.
2007.07.20: I can't believe I'm defending Barack Obama.
2007.07.20: Go to jail or the cemetary soon.
2007.07.19: Jesus, they'll publish anything at HuffPo.
2007.07.19: How dare you look like a normal person.
2007.07.18: Get. Out. Of. The. F*cking. Way.
2007.07.18: Giant sucking waste of perfectly good talent.
2007.07.17: Super-Mega Extreme Dog Blogging: Crackers.
2007.07.17: Best headline and lead paragraph of the day.
2007.07.16: I love street justice.
2007.07.15: Someone needs to beat Ted Rall with a tire iron.
2007.07.13: The canines are following me.
2007.07.13: Hot chicks, evil terrorists, wounded veterans, you can help.
2007.07.13: Here, let me gross you out.
2007.07.12: Zzzzzzzzzz.
2007.07.12: Booyah.
2007.07.12: Some things about getting old are funny.
2007.07.11: I promise it will only make me hate him more.
2007.07.11: Dog. Republican. Beef. Taxes.
2007.07.10: Not that there's anything wrong with it.
2007.07.10: You speaka de English!
2007.07.09: Sunny, for one, welcomes our new equine overlords.
2007.07.09: But you'll show us your bowels. Mmmmkay.
2007.07.09: Oh God yes. DO IT, SHEEHAN.
2007.07.08: I feel so butch.
2007.07.06: Caption this.
2007.07.05: The "Pretend I'm Your Therapist" Meme by Rachel Lucas
2007.07.05: What a prissy little jerk.
2007.07.04: I am doing things to my template.
2007.07.03: Tomorrow night Digger will have a nervous breakdown.
2007.07.02: You put the boom-boom into my heart.
2007.07.01: Daily Dog Walk Debriefing, #1.
2007.07.01: There's no minimum age requirement for being an obnoxious dumbass.
2007.06.29: Rickbert emailed this to me.
2007.06.29: Maybe you're just an asshole.
2007.06.28: Vive la floating baby head.
2007.06.28: Gross.
2007.06.27: Dog Wars, Round Two
2007.06.27: Is Ann Coulter really necessary?
2007.06.26: Bring it on? Oh, it's already been broughten.
2007.06.25: It's just what brothers do.
2007.06.25: This blog will become a multimedia empire.
2007.06.24: Even better than a Che Guevara T-shirt.
2007.06.23: I have mail.
2007.06.22: It's probably best that I don't have children.
2007.06.22: Neanderthals were not hippies.
2007.06.21: America: Where the sluts get richer, baby!
2007.06.20: I hate having to work for a living.
2007.06.20: I haven't been eaten by pit bulls. Yet.
2007.06.18: I went to Fry's....and lived to write this post.
2007.06.18: I'm it.
2007.06.16: Christ Almighty! My neighborhood is like the Wild Kingdom.
2007.06.15: DO YOU WANT YOUR CATS TO DIE???
2007.06.14: The drama and intrigue of medical transcription.
2007.06.14: A word about John Edwards.
2007.06.13: Worse than giving up cigarettes.
2007.06.13: Like moths to a flame.
2007.06.12: I am a bad girlfriend.
2007.06.11: Cover that thing up.
2007.06.11: The No-Cussin' Challenge: 4 Days For SarahK
2007.06.11: There are going to be so many posts today, you will just die.
2007.06.10: Sunny is unsociable and rude.
2007.06.08: Dear Rachel, Bitchy and Hungry Edition
2007.06.07: Fine. You talked me into it: Rachel Chooses a Candidate, Part 1.
2007.06.06: Since most of you are cleverer than me.
2007.06.05: They don't teach dictation in medical school.
2007.06.04: My kitchen smells like pickles.
2007.06.04: There was a lot of peeing and sniffing this morning.
2007.06.03: Sunday! Morning! Crackhead!
2007.06.02: I want to marry HostingMatters.
2007.06.01: Dear Rachel (Friday Edition)
2007.05.31: Applying the Laws of Physics: Not That Hard.
2007.05.31: Dear Rachel (Thursday Edition)
2007.05.30: Good grief, people. It was not about CATS.
2007.05.30: Rachel's Helpful Guide to Online Dating: Girl Power Version
2007.05.29: More Dear Rachel
2007.05.29: I need material. You give it to me.
2007.05.28: Holy Crapping Hell: Lost Got Good Again
2007.05.27: Best Without Blood and Chunks of Thumb: Coleslaw Recipe
2007.05.26: Stinky Bitch
2007.05.25: Finger-lickin' good
2007.05.23: I demand to know who is in charge of fashion.
2007.05.23: When Bad Things Happen to Stupid People (Me)
2007.05.22: Jordin is totally going to win
2007.05.22: Whittle Time
2007.05.22: Digger: Elderly and Mean
2007.05.21: Rachel's Helpful Guide to Online Dating: For Men
2007.05.20: This blog is for entertainment purposes only. And I will cuss.
2007.05.19: Time to start the party
2007.05.18: Sunny Interprets My Emotions about Templates
2007.05.17: Totally Under Construction Part Two
2007.05.16: Totally Under Construction

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