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   <title>Don&apos;t be scared.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-14T20:54:41Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-14T20:58:34Z</updated>
   
   <summary>The site&apos;s probably going to go tits-up sometime this evening, which will actually be a good thing if I know what I&apos;m doing...which I probably don&apos;t. Basically I have to delete all the MovableType files out of my main directory...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[The site's probably going to go tits-up sometime this evening, which will actually be a good thing if I know what I'm doing...which I probably don't.  Basically I have to delete all the MovableType files out of my main directory and put in all the new stuff I've been working on over at the <a href="http://www.rachellucas.com/wp/">subdirectory</a>.  I'm guessing that will make this place look like Chernobyl for a bit.  Sounds like a fun Friday night. Watch out, I'm <em>exciting</em>!

I will be drinking while I do this, of course.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Shock and awe.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-14T16:13:40Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-14T16:53:02Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I am still toiling in the bowels of PHP, HTML, and CSS, and I would still like to beat someone&apos;s ass. Who writes the documentation for this stuff? Do they not understand that some of us don&apos;t have degrees in...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[I am still toiling in the bowels of PHP, HTML, and CSS, and I would still like to beat someone's ass.  Who writes the documentation for this stuff?  <em>Do they not understand that some of us don't have degrees in software engineering?</em>  Assholes!  My hero, known in the comments around here as <a href="http://phin.mu.nu/">phineas g.</a>, has via email managed to reverse me from my headlong march towards apocalyptic destruction.  That is seriously how I feel.  

I work hard for you people.  Hard!  You better comment your freaking <em>asses </em>off when I get this conversion done.  You won't even have to register to comment anymore, <em>that </em>is how fabulous I am.  All this coffee and editing and spazzing out is making italicize <em>too much</em>!

Anyway, check it out, here's the real reason I wanted to post.  I must convey to you the outrageous stunning surprise that I experienced yesterday when I received my brand-new passport in the mail.  It was so mindblowing because I had zero expectations that the "expedite" fee I paid ($60) would actually result receiving the passport in anything less than four to six weeks because that's what I've heard on the streets.  

But can you possibly guess how long it really did take?  TWO WEEKS, PEOPLE.  

<strong>Two! Fucking! Weeks!</strong>

I went to the closest post office that does passports on August 29, got my picture taken and had the application sent off, and that damn thing arrived in my mailbox on September 13.  

Things aren't supposed to happen that way.  You are not supposed to be able to achieve success when dealing with postal employees or the federal government in general.  Someone somewhere along the line is supposed to fuck it all up and ruin your day or even your life.  It is just the nature of things.  

So clearly, I'm profoundly pleased.  Borderline ecstatic.  Because now Rupert can buy our tickets to Italy for this winter.  That's right, suckahs, Rachel's going to ITALY.  Florence and Rome, baby!  

I'll have the blog transferred over this afternoon.  I hope.

<strong>UPDATE: </strong> Actually, <a href="http://www.rachellucas.com/wp/">here</a>.  That's where I have the new stuff going on; if you want to go there to comment or whatever, do it.  When I transfer it all over later, your comments will stay, of course.  I just did an import of the last few entries and their comments, and one is already showing there for this one.  COOL!]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Sunny expresses my emotions about templates, Part Two.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-13T22:13:31Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-13T22:17:59Z</updated>
   
   <summary> I&apos;m managed to install Wordpress and import all my entries to a temporary subdomain, and now I&apos;m engaging in something even less pleasant than Rosie O&apos;Donnell&apos;s body odor: editing the template HTML. Any-diddly-doo, this blog will stop sucking and...</summary>
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I'm managed to install Wordpress and import all my entries to a temporary subdomain, and now I'm engaging in something even less pleasant than Rosie O'Donnell's body odor: editing the template HTML.  Any-diddly-doo,  this blog will stop sucking and start being awesome tomorrow or the next day, with full comment-enabled deliciousness.  You can't wait!]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>He is sooooo dead.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-13T16:05:23Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-13T16:23:38Z</updated>
   
   <summary>HA! I can once again stand by my deep belief that Osama bin Laden, Lover of Goats, is dead. If he was alive, they&apos;d make REAL videos of him; it&apos;d be ten times easier than all the fakery. The September...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[HA!  I can <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/09/12/digital-forensic-analyst-osama-video-was-manipulated/">once again</a> stand by my deep belief that Osama bin Laden, Lover of Goats, is dead.  If he was alive, they'd make REAL videos of him; it'd be ten times easier than all the fakery.
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The September 7 video shows bin Laden dressed in a white hat, white shirt and yellow sweater. Krawetz notes “this is the same clothing he wore in the 2004-10-29 video. In 2004 he had it unzipped, but in 2007 he zipped up the bottom half. Besides the clothing, it appears to be the same background, same lighting, and same desk. Even the camera angle is almost identical.” Krawetz also notes that “if you overlay the 2007 video with the 2004 video, his face has not changed in three years–only his beard is darker and the contrast on the picture has been adjusted.”…

At roughly a minute and a half into the video there is a splice; bin Laden shifts from looking at the camera to looking down in less than 1/25th of a second. At 13:13 there is a second, less obvious splice. In all, Krawetz says there are at least six splices in the video. Of these, there are only two live bin Laden segments, the rest of the video composed of still images. The first live section opens the video and ends at 1:56. The second section begins at 12:29 and continues until 14:01. The two live sections appear to be from different recordings “because the desk is closer to the camera in the second section.”

Then there are the audio edits. Krawetz says “the new audio has no accompanying ‘live’ video and consists of multiple audio recordings.” References to current events are made only during the still frame sections and after splices within the audio track.” And there are so many splices that I cannot help but wonder if someone spliced words and phrases together. I also cannot rule out a vocal imitator during the frozen-frame audio. The only way to prove that the audio is really bin Laden is to see him talking in the video,” Krawetz says.</blockquote>

I <em>really </em>miss comments by the way.  The few that can get through make me feel all warm and glowy but it's just not enough.  I'm in the middle of importing my MT stuff to Wordpress; it should be good to go by this weekend.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Awwwwwww.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-12T21:53:16Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-12T21:58:32Z</updated>
   
   <summary>While I do battle with my Wordpress installation, you should read this. It&apos;s sweet. A male chow mix laid down in the middle of a busy street this morning to keep watch over its companion, a female German shepherd mix,...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[While I do battle with my Wordpress installation, you should read <a href="http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_5695269,00.html">this</a>.  It's sweet.

<blockquote>A male chow mix laid down in the middle of a busy street this morning to keep watch over its companion, a female German shepherd mix, after it was hit and killed by a car on Chambers Road near East 52nd Avenue.

The dogs lacked any identifying tags and had been reported running loose together for the past two days, according to Denver Animal Care & Control director Doug Kelley.

"When a companion animal is hit, they'll stand vigil. It's sad," Kelley said of the dog. "It's kind of uncommon to see it in the middle of the road."

He speculated the two dogs, neither of which had been spayed, had been involved in a "romance."

Denver police officers were called to the scene just after 6:30 a.m. to help direct traffic until animal control officials could respond to the situation, according to a police department spokesman.

Patrolman Bill Tyler said two "good Samaritans" helped out at the scene. One driver blocked the lane with a car and turned on the vehicle's flashing lights after a couple of cars narrowly missed hitting the chow and its lost love.

Another person was able to get the surviving dog onto the median between the north and southbound lanes of Chambers, Tyler said.

"The chow didn't want me to get anywhere close to the dead dog," said Tyler. "I guess you could say (the dog was upset)." </blockquote>

I wonder if Sunny and Digger would be that way for each other.  Every day I worry about how Sunny will react when Digger dies and it makes me tear up so let's stop talking about it.  Here's another pic of when Sunny was a puppy and making Digger's life pure hell.  He tried to eat her head back then, when it was small enough, but she survived, much to his chagrin.  Now he loves her and humps her daily.  

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<entry>
   <title>Public schools are fantastic.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-12T14:38:53Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-12T14:53:00Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Remember what I said yesterday about how we&apos;re fucking doomed because public school administrators are fools? I offer you further proof. First, a school in Queens who have a &quot;no 911 calls for any reason&quot; policy: Schools Chancellor Joel Klein...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[Remember what I said yesterday about how we're <a href="http://www.rachellucas.com/2007/09/nice_real_nice.html">fucking doomed</a> because public school administrators are fools?  I offer you further proof.

First, a school in Queens who have a "no 911 calls for any reason" <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/09/11/2007-09-11_joel_klein_vows_probe_of_queens_schools_.html">policy</a>:

<blockquote>Schools Chancellor Joel Klein yesterday vowed to investigate a Queens high school policy that may have cost a teen girl her health.

The Daily News reported yesterday an official at Jamaica High School barred school deans from calling 911 in an emergency - just weeks before 14-year-old Mariya Fatima suffered a stroke her family says could have been less devastating.

Klein called this a violation of Department of Education policy and instructions he had sent to principals early this year.

"We'll look into it and take appropriate action," he said.

Former Jamaica Assistant Principal Guy Venezia sent a memo to school deans on April 12 banning 911 calls "for any reason."

Mariya began to vomit at school on April 27 and collapsed in the hall, but her family says help did not arrive until 90 minutes later.</blockquote>

Seriously.  What the fuck???  The article goes on to say that the schools do this because they have high crime and don't want a paper trail about that crime.  So I'm wondering, are they allowed to call 911 if there's a shooting?  A big brawl?  I just don't get how a public school in the "most advanced" nation on the planet has such a dangerous, ridiculous policy.  I'd expect to hear this from some slum in Indonesia, maybe.  

Second, how about <a href="http://www.nbc17.com/midatlantic/ncn/news.apx.-content-articles-NCN-2007-09-11-0027.html">this</a> North Carolina school:

<blockquote>SAMPSON COUNTY, N.C. – On the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, students at one high school were not allowed to wear clothes with an American Flag.

Under a new school rule, students at Hobbton High School are not allowed to wear items with flags, from any country, including the United States.
 
The new rule stems from a controversy over students wearing shirts bearing flags of other countries.
 
Gayle Langston said her daughter, Jessica, was told to remove her stars and stripes t-shirt.
 
“Today she wanted to wear her shirt, and I had to tell her no,” said Langston. “She didn't like it at all because I knew it would get her in trouble. Of all days, 9/11, she could not wear her American Flag shirt.”
 
The superintendent of schools in Sampson County calls the situation unfortunate, but says educators didn’t want to be forced to pick and choose which flags should be permissible.</blockquote>

Jesus Holy Stupidity.  Is this a joke?  Is this from the Onion?  I have a brilliant idea about how you can "pick and choose" which flags should be permissible:  how about THE FLAG OF THE COUNTRY YOU ARE IN, MORONS.  That'd be the good ol' stars-n-stripes.  Do they not fly the U.S. flag on school grounds, either?  I mean, if you can't pick and choose.  If they aren't flying an Iranian flag then goddammit they better not fly an American one, either.  Because that would be confusing and wrong.  

IDIOTS. ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>I am banned from my own blog.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-12T14:17:32Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-12T14:21:54Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I have about 40 emails from people who can&apos;t post comments, and I want to post them for you guys but I can&apos;t because stupid fucking Typekey is locking me out still, too. I am going to start cutting myself...</summary>
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      I have about 40 emails from people who can&apos;t post comments, and I want to post them for you guys but I can&apos;t because stupid fucking Typekey is locking me out still, too.  I am going to start cutting myself soon.  

I&apos;m working on the Wordpress thing.  Wish me luck.  I have some posts to make, too; I won&apos;t leave you hanging, bored in your cube at work.  I guess there are about five trillion other blogs you could read but we all know mine is TOPS.  Where else can you read the little-known fact that two 80-pound dogs, on a morning walk, can produce so much poop that it actually made my fingers sore carrying it home in the little baggies?  I swear those baggies weighed 5 pounds between them.  And let me tell you, they smelled like...well....shit.  
      
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<entry>
   <title>About as sexy as a severe case of salmonella.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-11T21:23:44Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-11T21:23:51Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Britney Spears launched her big &quot;comeback&quot; the other night on MTV (yet another one of their lame awards shows), and it was very, very bad. Bad so bad it makes Baby Jesus cry. She was drunk and/or medicated, utterly uninterested...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[Britney Spears launched her big "comeback" the other night on MTV (yet another one of their lame awards shows), and it was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UynOjnNl00">very, very bad</a>.  Bad so bad it makes Baby Jesus cry.  She was drunk and/or medicated, utterly uninterested in appearing to give even a tiny little atom's worth of a shit.  She didn't even bother to fake her lip-synching and completely stopped mouthing the words about halfway through, and most of all, she looked like hell.  

And yes, I am saying she looked awful, even though, yes-we-all-know, she may theoretically still look "better" than 95% of "regular" women, especially those with multiple kids.  If you say so.

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The reason I'm saying she looks like hell is because the only reason you even know who she is is because five years ago, she was one of the main reasons other women felt like pigs.  One of the super-celebs that made everything so superficial and all of us so demanding of perfection.  She was the most successful pop star of her generation and it was based on truly NOTHING other than her ability to look very sexy and dance very sexily. She was about 20 years old and she was working that <a href="http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2005/sexy-britney-1.jpg">hot body and youth</a> for all it was worth.  She was singlehandedly making millions of girls and women feel like fat ugly cows in comparison. 

She became unfathomably wealthy doing this - and nothing other than this - and then spent the next several years making a series of absolutely fucking retarded decisions.  There was the fool <a href="http://www.stereogum.com/img/britneykevin_pirates.jpg">douchebag</a> she married, who knocked her up twice in two years.  There were all the paparazzi shots of her doing things like driving her car with her <a href="http://images.popsugar.com/uploads10/brit%20sean%20lap%202.7.jpg">baby on her lap</a>, almost <a href="http://www.grupo-utopia.com/blog/isou/News/britney_spears_nearly_drops_sean_1_splashnews.jpg">dropping her baby</a> because she was wearing stilettos, <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070831/britney%20spears%20smoking/">holding lit cigarettes</a> within inches of her kids' faces, and <a href="http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=britney+crotch&btnG=Search+Images">repeatedly exposing</a> her bare crotch to dozens of flashing cameras.  She went to rehab twice because she was staying out at clubs until 3 a.m. while her babies were at home with the nanny.  She shaved her head and then <a href="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/britney240207X17_468x498.jpg">freaked out</a> on photographers with an umbrella.  I could go on but I'm tired of Googling this bitch.

So, hell NO, I don't feel sorry for her now.  She's a stupid dolt; an ego-trippin' jackass.  Every single "rough time" she's ever had was 100% her own doing.  Everyone's saying she looked like a fat buffoon the other night, and while that may not be technically accurate, the overarching narrative is correct.  You don't go on TV wearing a bikini that you don't look good in unless you're willing to take the torrent of insults.  You. Just. Don't. Do. It.  

And you know, I wasn't even going to say anything about this until I found out that that very night, after that blackhole nightmare of a performance that she was purportedly "embarrassed" about, she <em>yet again went out partying in a short dress <a href="http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/09/britney-spears-is-predictable.html">without wearing panties</a></em>, and of course gave the paparazzi a nasty eyeful that they could share with you and me.  

So don't waste your time on some sort of misplaced pity for this clown.  She knows exactly what she's doing, and she's laughing all the way to the <a href="http://www.digg.com/celebrity/Britney_Spears_earns_750_000_month_for_doing_nothing">bank</a>.   Thus I feel free to laugh right along with her.  I mean <em>at </em>her.   ]]>
      
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   <title>Nice.  Real nice.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-11T14:11:47Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-11T14:22:35Z</updated>
   
   <summary>So here we are, six years out from 9/11, and not too many people seem to be giving a shit. This no longer surprises me, but there&apos;s a difference between adults choosing not to give a shit and adults deliberately...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[So here we are, six years out from 9/11, and not too many people seem to be giving a shit.  This no longer surprises me, but there's a difference between adults choosing not to give a shit and adults deliberately keeping information from kids, whose lives will be forever colored by that very information.  We are fucking doomed if <a href="http://kutv.com/local/local_story_253163632.html">this</a> keeps up. 

<blockquote>SALT LAKE CITY -  Several Utah schools have decided to let Sept. 11, 2007 pass without observing the sixth anniversary of the unprecedented terror attacks against the United States -- over fear of re-kindling the haunting memories for those who vaguely remember them, or introducing them to children who weren't born yet.

This year, Sept. 11 falls on a Tuesday for the first since since the actual attacks. But some school administrators believe that commemorating the tragedy may inhibit the ability for students to make forward progress.

"We don't want our kids thinking about that. We want them to move on,'' said Beth Johnston, principal at East Layton Elementary in Davis County, whose oldest student was just 6 on Sept. 11, 2001. "It might be age-appropriate for older students to acknowledge and talk about it, but for our younger kids, we don't want them to dwell on violence."</blockquote>

Wouldn't want them to dwell on reality or anything.  The thing is, you don't have to make it about "violence".  I learned about WWII when I was about 6 years old and I'm pretty sure it wasn't taught to me in terms of how many bodies the Nazis incinerated daily at Auschwitz.  I just knew that bad people do bad things, and you know what, I was OKAY.  I was shockingly able to <em>move on</em> and <em>make forward progress</em>.  Seriously.  That principal's quote is some of the stupidest bullcorn I've ever heard.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Comments are basically broken.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-10T22:41:18Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-10T22:54:17Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I can&apos;t even sign in to make one now. Who can I kill for this? Working on Wordpress download as we speak. Sorry for the crappy comment-broken blog today....</summary>
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      I can&apos;t even sign in to make one now.  Who can I kill for this?  

Working on Wordpress download as we speak.  Sorry for the crappy comment-broken blog today.
      
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   <title>Sunny belongs in a rock band.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-10T18:40:43Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-11T13:51:23Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Digger has what I would call a normal-sized canine tongue: Sunny, not so much: Actually the more I look at it, I start thinking maybe it&apos;s Digger who&apos;s the freak. He has quite the wee pink little tongue doesn&apos;t he?...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[Digger has what I would call a normal-sized canine tongue:

<img alt="diggertongue.jpg" src="http://www.rachellucas.com/diggertongue.jpg" width="540" height="395" />

Sunny, not so much:

<img alt="sunnytongue.jpg" src="http://www.rachellucas.com/sunnytongue.jpg" width="540" height="492" />

Actually the more I look at it, I start thinking maybe it's Digger who's the freak.  He has quite the wee pink little tongue doesn't he?  What a dandypants.  

P.S. Sunny doesn't have a cardiac condition.  Vet says purple splotchy tongue is seen in Ridgebacks.  She does obviously need orthodontics, though.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>This will teach me to run my mouth.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-10T14:40:01Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-10T14:50:41Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I don&apos;t have a link for it yet, but I&apos;ve been emailed some new information from a trusted source about the cop whose K-9 died in the hot car last week, the cop who I called 100% asshole. Who&apos;s the...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[I don't have a link for it yet, but I've been emailed some new information from a trusted source about the cop whose K-9 died in the hot car last week, the cop who I called <a href="http://www.rachellucas.com/2007/09/something_funny_and_something.html">100% asshole</a>.  Who's the asshole now, Lucas?

<blockquote>It seems that the Sgt. had worked an overtime shift and was on his way home, and was very tired. Just as he got there, he got word that his son had been involved in a car crash.  It was apparently fairly serious, and the car was totaled, although his son's injuries were not too bad. He immediately went to the hospital with his wife. After all that, he and his wife did indeed go out to eat after sitting at the hospital for hours. I don't know what other "errands" he might have run before returning home, but it was 13 hours later, on a day that began with him being somewhat exhausted. The key here is HE WAS OFF DUTY, not on duty as I first thought and as such he was in his personal vehicle. 

When he returned home, he realized that Bandit was not in his kennel, and then it occurred to him that he might still be in the car. Upon checking the car he found Bandit dead, and was extremely distraught. I might add that Sgt. Lovejoy is a decorated and exemplary officer having had several positions of responsibility in the Chandler PD before taking over as K9 supervisor.</blockquote>

It still sucks that the dog suffered and died, but mitigating circumstances DO matter to me, so I officially apologize for being such a bitch about Sgt. Lovejoy.  And a huge thanks to the friend who sent me this info, who I don't have permission to name yet but he knows who he is.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Stupid stupid Typekey!</title>
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   <published>2007-09-10T14:12:01Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-10T22:40:56Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I&apos;ve gotten several emails this weekend about Typekey not letting people sign in to leave comments. I want to cut Typekey with a knife. I have no idea what the issue is; I haven&apos;t changed any settings from my end....</summary>
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      <![CDATA[I've gotten several emails this weekend about Typekey not letting people sign in to leave comments.  I want to cut Typekey with a knife.  

I have no idea what the issue is; I haven't changed any settings from my end.  I'm trying to find a better comment control thingy but I don't quite know where to start so it may take me a few days.  In the meantime, if you can't log in to Typekey to comment, feel free to email your comment to me (upper right-hand corner of the main page) and I'll post it for you.  Blog is no fun without comments!  Makes me sad.  

<strong>UPDATE:  </strong>Fuck it, I'm switching to Wordpress.  Things may get messy around here for the next few days, but after that, commenting should be about a billion times easier.  

<strong>ANOTHER UPDATE:</strong>  Oh this piece of SHIT!  It won't even let me log in now to make a comment on my own blog.  Working on the Wordpress thing.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Of course I still have guns.</title>
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   <published>2007-09-09T23:01:49Z</published>
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   <summary>I&apos;ve gotten a few emails since I started blogging again, asking me if I still have guns. Silly question. I just don&apos;t write much about them because they&apos;re not nearly as exciting as my dogs. The guns pretty much lay...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[I've gotten a few emails since I started blogging again, asking me if I still have guns.  Silly question. I just don't write much about them because they're not nearly as exciting as my dogs.  The guns pretty much lay inside drawers 24 hours a day and don't eat treats, poop, or hump each other.  Booooorring.  Anyway I saw <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article2409817.ece">this article</a> by a British writer at <a href="http://hotair.com/">Hot Air</a> and it is interesting.  Read it.

<blockquote>Despite the recent spate of shootings on our streets, we pride ourselves on our strict gun laws. Every time an American gunman goes on a killing spree, we shake our heads in righteous disbelief at our poor benighted colonial cousins. Why is it, even after the Virginia Tech massacre, that Americans still resist calls for more gun controls?

The short answer is that “gun controls” do not work: they are indeed generally perverse in their effects. Virginia Tech, where 32 students were shot in April, had a strict gun ban policy and only last year successfully resisted a legal challenge that would have allowed the carrying of licensed defensive weapons on campus. It is with a measure of bitter irony that we recall Thomas Jefferson, founder of the University of Virginia, recording the words of Cesare Beccaria: “Laws that forbid the carrying of arms . . . disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes . . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.” </blockquote>

He talks about the Brits' rotten attitude about us and why that attitude is fuckin' stupid:

<blockquote>In Britain, however, the image of violent America remains unassailably entrenched. Never mind the findings of the International Crime Victims Survey (published by the Home Office in 2003), indicating that we now suffer three times the level of violent crime committed in the United States; never mind the doubling of handgun crime in Britain over the past decade, since we banned pistols outright and confiscated all the legal ones.</blockquote>

BOO-YAH, suckers!  Get with the program.]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Osama bin Laden: sultan of goat romance.  [UPDATED]</title>
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   <published>2007-09-07T19:27:50Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-10T14:59:13Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I was sure this camel-humper was dead about five years ago but I guess not. ABC says they have the transcript of his latest video and it&apos;s a belly-laugher: &quot;It has now become clear to you and the entire world...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[I was sure this camel-humper was dead about five years ago but <a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/09/new-obl-tape-ir.html">I guess not</a>.   ABC says they have the transcript of his latest video and it's a belly-laugher:

<blockquote>"It has now become clear to you and the entire world the impotence of the democratic system and how it plays with the interests of the peoples and their blood by sacrificing soldiers and populations to achieve the interests of the major corporations."

Bin Laden comes close to offering a date for the tape with this by saying, "... just a few days ago, the Japanese observed the 62nd anniversary of the annihilation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by your nuclear weapons." 

He goes on to call Noam Chomsky "among one of the most capable of those from your own side," and mentions global warming and "the Kyoto accord."

He also speaks to recent issues grabbing headlines in the United States, referring to "the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes..."

"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam."  He goes on to say:  "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent.”</blockquote>

What a clown.  Where is "Islam", exactly, the place where there are no taxes?  

I like his affection for Chomsky, too.  And his mention of those poor poor victims of our nukes, the Japanese.  They didn't have that coming at all.  Most touching is his concern for all the U.S. Americans with bad mortgages.  What a hero; speaking truth to power.  I'm embracing Islam as we speak.  

So, how many cave-goats do you think bin Laden has made sweet love to since we last heard from him?  

<strong>UPDATE:  </strong><a href="http://www.onemansvote.com/blog/">Nathan Brindle</a> leaves a comment with <a href="http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2007/9/9/61032/95401">this link</a>, which is VERY INTERESTING.

<blockquote>Osama Bin Laden's widely publicized video address to the American people has a peculiarity that casts serious doubt on its authenticity: the video freezes at about 1 minute and 36 58 seconds, and motion only resumes again at 12:30. The video then freezes again at 14:02 remains frozen until the end. All references to current events, such as the 62nd anniversary of the U.S. atomic bombing of Japan, and Sarkozy and Brown being the leaders of France and the UK, respectively, occur when the video is frozen! The words spoken when the video is in motion contain no references to contemporary events and could have been (and likely were) made before the U.S. invasion of Iraq.

The audio track does appear to be in the voice of a single speaker. What I suspect was done is that an older, unreleased video was dubbed over for this release, with the video frozen when the audio track departed from that of the original video. </blockquote>]]>
      
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