Sunny clearly has the self-assured demeanor and gravitas we expect in the leader of the free world.
Confident and sure of herself, obviously dashingly intelligent, Sunny’s first campaign video gives you a glimpse of what the towelheads, Vladimir Putin, the Pope, Hugo Chavez, and the Chinese will be facing during diplomatic discussions. There’s no way they’ll be able to resist her charisma and intimidating presence.
The endorsements continue to roll in. We didn’t get a mere “heh” from Instapundit but an actual two sentences. There are about 30 others as well, which I am compiling in a list of Supporters for Sunny ‘08!, to be posted later. We’re also processing all the resumes for cabinet positions; the field of candidates is hale and hearty, and the choices will be difficult. When Sunny wakes up from her current 5-hour nap, I’ll go over these things with her.
I’m not just her campaign manager; I’m her Karl Rove.
Don’t you mean that you’re her ‘Karl Rover’?
January 25th, 2008 at 11:21 amESTShouldn’t Sunny’s campaign manager be Karl Rover? Love the vid. Go Sunny!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:22 amESTSunny gurl’s just keepin’ it real. All those world leaders are going to be caught off guard by her lack of hauteur and the Haterz won’t know what hit ‘em!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:27 amESTROFL Brilliant!!!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:45 amESTWoof!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:58 amESTThe butt-licking part reminds me of the Presidental debates.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:01 pmESTPut me on the list! I would be proud to vote for this canine beasty.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:14 pmEST5-hour naps? Now THAT’S a President I could get behind. Not to mention the unbridled grackle-hatred (another fine Presidential quality), especially if transferred to liberals.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:27 pmESTWatching her in that video with Digger (RIP), I think she’s got some good diplomatic skillz.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:29 pmESTI’ll endorse her based on the Johnny Cash track alone.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:35 pmESTI also have an unbridled hatred of Grackles. They’re like crows but more annoying. Sunny Lucas for POTUS!!!!! She’s a black female, so the libs can’t talk against her. She don’t take no crap off nobody, so we on the right can support her. Would she consider John Bolton for VP?
January 25th, 2008 at 1:50 pmESTIs she going to threaten Hugo Chavez with fleas or was she just licking her butt?
January 25th, 2008 at 2:40 pmESTLOL take some Mad Props outta petty cash for that one.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:37 pmESTWhere can I get a Sunny08 bumper sticker?
January 25th, 2008 at 5:38 pmESTPriceless!
January 25th, 2008 at 6:46 pmESTI can’t wait to see her first debate with the Democatic candidate. “Rip ‘n tear, Sunny, rip and tear!”
January 25th, 2008 at 8:53 pmESTA Canadian endorsement….From The Corgis
January 25th, 2008 at 10:47 pmESTSo is “Walk the Line” Sunny’s official campaign song? Absolutely brilliant!
When can we expect the first live candidate interviews? Can we submit questions?
I think it is time this candidate had her own website!
January 26th, 2008 at 8:32 amESTBrian - yeah submit questions! And I don’t know if I can use the Cash song cuz of “rights” and stuff. I’m trying to figure it out.
Corgis - I love you! Awesome site.
Sue Bob - licking her butt.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:12 amESTTO: Sunny Lucas
FROM: Saffrynn Taylor
RE: Secretary of State Position
Sunny – Thank you for considering me as a candidate to fill an open position in your pack as Secretary of State [SOS], upon your election to filling the office of POTUS. My experience gives me qualifications over and above all others and I direct your attention, in that regard, to the following:
I am a black, female, Standard Poodle. Thus, your appointing me to the role of SOS would serve to appease at least one minority group and the feminists.
I am not small enough to be an ankle-biter; although I will not hesitate to go straight for the knees of those who believe that a black female is not tough enough to handle the job.
Having lived for fourteen* years in the Middle East I have a tremendous amount of experience with dealing with issues and situations that you, perhaps, have not encountered, and know that my bark has the ability to make these people see things my way. Although my translator will tell you that my bark is worse than my bite, I can assure you that I will not back down against these adversaries and that, although I am willing to growl first [“negotiate”], I will not hesitate to use my bite as a means or restoring order and protecting Americans and America.
It may also be of interest to you to know that I am an honors student, graduating at the very top of my Puppy Play School Class and also Puppy Obedience Class.
There are virtually no skeletons in my closet and I believe that the one incident where a pound of butter disappeared off of the counter can be defended in a positive light, as this was unselfishly done solely in an effort to protect other members of my immediate community [household] from harming themselves and sparing them from high-caloric intake and cholesterol saturation.
Sincerely,
Saffrynn Taylor
P.S. After I have been installed in your pack, please refer to me as “Saffy.”
*Canine years
January 26th, 2008 at 10:35 pmESTI come here for the dog blogging, and that is a priceless example of why.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:47 pmESTActually, it was the second video. So many good memories.
Now that was funny BT in SA. A whole pound of butter???!!
January 27th, 2008 at 3:28 amESTI will only vote for Sunny if I can see a picture of her cute front paws against a backdrop of American Flags.
January 28th, 2008 at 8:17 amESThaaha…you had me at….what..who u calling sugar///oh god i luv u
January 28th, 2008 at 1:45 pmESTOh I’m so glad you’re using vimeo. I like them so much better that youtube
January 29th, 2008 at 10:07 amESTRachel,
Just to make sure, Sunny is 35 years old, right? (5 years, 10 months in dog years). . . ?
Chris
March 4th, 2008 at 9:23 pmEST