“Balls-to-the-wall awesome.”
I believe we have solidly established that I am worthless on Fridays. “Rupert” is doing fine, finally, after the first postop week being completely sucky, and I may not have to kill myself today because I think I’m finally getting a break with work. So we’re fine but I’m tired and thus I give you Onion News Network videos to entertain you. If you can’t watch them, you are sad.
Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is ‘Totally Badass’
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Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare
Love “The Onion” — brilliant! Now if the kids in Germany were as sensible as those kiddies, I could see their considering allowing them to vote!
But,
Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! Rachel!
because brand-spankin’ new Joss Whedon goodness is what every Friday needs!!
Really glad to hear that Rupert is on the mend, and that you’ll be getting a break — best wishes for a great weekend!
July 18th, 2008 at 11:29 amESTPure comedic gold–thanx for a good laugh!
July 18th, 2008 at 11:34 amESTTo quote Chief Justice Roberts, “that was hella fuckin’ balls-to-the-wall awesome”. If only that was a real news broadcast.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:46 amESTGod, I love The Onion.
Glad Rupert’s doing well. That sort of surgery squicks me out HORRIBLY, that’s why I haven’t commented on it before now.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:46 amESThahahaha That is freaking awesome. Love it!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:57 pmESTNow if only we could combine the death penalty with Children’s health care all of our troubles would be solved.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:11 pmESTYou have to admire the actors — their deadpan deliveries are flawless!
July 18th, 2008 at 1:23 pmESTDR HORRIBLE IS THE SHIZZNIT!!!!
Thank you SOOOOOOOOO much for introducing that to me… made my day! CAN’T WAIT FOR ACT III!!!!!
Too bad it won’t be a full length feature film…
July 18th, 2008 at 4:12 pmESTWhat’s the heuristic used for determining if he’s “Rupert” or Rupert in any given post?
July 18th, 2008 at 4:37 pmESTJust got to love The Onion. They crack me up nearly every time. One question - how the hell do the actors keep a straight face??
July 18th, 2008 at 7:09 pmESTYeah, that stuff is good… but did you guys notice the Circut City ad ???
Congrats …
July 19th, 2008 at 9:26 pmEST