Sunny performs an interpretative rendering of Matt Damon.
“Scared Clown”
Via Ace of Spades, I give you…uh…ya know…Matt Damon:
I think there’s a really good chance that Sarah Palin could be president, um, and I think that’s the really scary thing, umm, because I don’t know anything about her. Uhhh, I don’t think in eight weeks I’m gonna know anything about her, umm. I know that she was a mayor of a really, really small town, ummmm, and she’s governor of Alaska fer, fer, less than two years. I just don’t, understand.
Uhhh, I think the pick was made for political purposes but in terms of governance, it’s, it’s a disaster. You do the actuary tables, you know, it’s a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn’t survive his first term, and it’ll be President Palin. And, it really, you know, we was talking about it earlier, it’s, it’s like a really. bad. Disney movie. Ya know? The hockey mom, ya know, “Oh, I’m just a hockey mom from Alaska!” And she’s the president!
And it’s like, she’s facing down Vladimir Putin, and, ya know, using, the, ya know, the-the-the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey, ya know, rink. Ya know, it’s just absurd. It’s totally absurd and I don’t understand why more people aren’t talking about how absurd it is.
I, I, I, I, it, it’s, it’s a really terrifying, uhhh, possibility. The fact that we’ve gotten this far, and, and we’re that close to this being a reality, is, crazy. Crazy.
She, I mean, does she, really, I need to know if she really thinks dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago. That’s an important. I wanna know that, I really do. Because she’s gonna have the nuclear codes. Ya know? I wanna know if she thinks dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago or if she banned books or tried to ban books. I mean, der-der, you know. We can’t, we can’t have that.
Hey, don’t blame me for that nonsense. I’m a professional transcriptionist, it’s what I, umm, do, ya know? Ummm….it’s like, I type shit as I hear it, umm…hear it!
And what I hear is that Matt Damon is a professional moron. Read the Ace post I linked above and learn that Damon’s “concerns” about Palin’s views on dinosaurs come from a SATIRE BLOG. Hot Air, the site I most love to pimp/hump/steal from, covers it, too.
My favorite part (bolded) is how his whole justification for not liking Palin is that he doesn’t know anything about her. And still won’t two months from now.
Dude. You’re so busted. Thanks for showing your ass, though.
Hi, I’m Matt Damon, fuckwit. LISTEN TO MY WIIIIIISDOM!!!
September 11th, 2008 at 7:16 pmESTMakes a fairly good argument for post-natal eugenics, doesn’t he?
What an idiot. Why do people insist on opening their cakeholes when they clearly don’t know what they’re talking about? Just say “I don’t know, I haven’t formed an opinion yet.”
Christ.
September 11th, 2008 at 7:19 pmESTStick to acting, Matt, and you don’t even do that all that well - though I will give you credit for the Bourne series of films.
September 11th, 2008 at 7:25 pmESTAh actors making fools of themselves.
I think that is a guild rule.
Team Obama tacks into another minor landmine.
Yay!
September 11th, 2008 at 7:29 pmESTBecause I had just clicked on it earlier today:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Matt Damon of the Film Actors Guild
September 11th, 2008 at 7:31 pmESTThat is so unfair. Sunny is a lot smarter than Matt Damon.
Poor Sunny.
September 11th, 2008 at 7:33 pmESTAbe Lincoln carried the mail, Andrew Johnson sewed clothes, Ron Reagan entertained, and Ulysses S. Grant (along with many others) never even actually had a job outside of the military. Even the liberal’s home-hawking icon was a peanut farmer ….
What of it, fucknut?
Goddamn it.
“Dogma” used to be one of my favorite movies, because I thought this asshat and his cohort might just actually GET it.
Paradigm shift.
Make like Jimmy Kimmel, people!
September 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pmESTI farkin’ LOVE that photo! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!! Hey, Rahcel - did I ever send you that picture of Gilbert in a fez?
September 11th, 2008 at 7:37 pmESTMatt Damon = Scared Clown
I love you Rachel.
September 11th, 2008 at 7:42 pmESTCan Maggie somehow take a crap on a picture of Matt Damon?
September 11th, 2008 at 7:45 pmESTIt wasn’t that long ago when a fictitious Sarah Palin Story was the type of thing that Hollywood loved to knock out. And I don’t mean the Jimmy Stewart variety. You know, where some LIBERAL guy (or better yet, a WOMAN!) would rise from “humble beginnings,” reach the top of the heap, and set the world on fire.
Hell, what about “Dave,” a 1993 Hollywood blockbuster. Here’s a description that I found: “Dave Kovic was an ordinary guy who was asked to impersonate the President. When they gave him a chance to make the country better…he did.” Academy Award nominations and won the 1994 Golden Globe award for Best Picture. Of course, Dave destroys the nasty conservatives, and the world melts in a collective orgasm.
Now we have the opportunity for a REAL LIFE enactment of that very scenario, and we get Matt Blubberhead?
Help me out here, folks. I am pop-culture illiterate. What other Hollywood trash have we witnessed where lowly LIBERAL people finagle themselves to the top of the heap and show the world how things OUGHT to be?
September 11th, 2008 at 7:49 pmESTBit torrent was invented so Republicans can watch movies knowing that no money will go to morons.
September 11th, 2008 at 7:50 pmESTSunny really “became” Matt Damon in that rendering. I remain… humbled, by the sheer virtuosity of her talent.
September 11th, 2008 at 7:54 pmESTMatt Damon also was good as the “confused ass clown” in the video. I loved how he regurgitated so many of the false rumors that have already been debunked as if he really believed them all.
He thinks he’s swaying millions of undecided voters with that tripe.
“Actuary?” My, that a mighty big word for someone like Matt!
September 11th, 2008 at 8:04 pmESTFucking assclown … so he plays a brilliant guy in one movie, and a badass in others, and all of a sudden people give a wet fart what he thinks? I think not. Like asking Baba what she thinks. Oddly, he’d rather have a celebrity as President.
Watching Bambi answer the same questions pitched to McCain. His answers so far are: what John said.
What a farce our political process has become. Put these guys side by side, and let ‘em duke it out.
September 11th, 2008 at 8:06 pmESTWhen Matt Damon dies he will go to where all the empty-headed hollywood douchenozzles go, and Digger will be looking down from the high-kennel of love wondering why the stupid mouthbreathing Bournedog will never attain the Nirvana that Digger has. What an asscat.
September 11th, 2008 at 8:12 pmESTAnd another case of using a word incorrectly to make oneself appear more intelligent than one actually is.
It’s actuarial.
Actuary is a person:
who creates the (adjective) actuarial:
table.
“Der-der” sums it up nicely, Rachel.
And it’s more like 30% by the end of the first term, and as high as 44% by the end of his second term. Using the provided math, he’s got a good 12 years left, on average.
Note enclosed Social Security ACTUARIAL table.
Fucknut.
September 11th, 2008 at 8:14 pmESTI loved Damon as Bourne, but this shows that these big time actors who seem so brilliant and articulate are completely daft when they don’t have someone writing their lines for them.
Remind you of anyone running for president?
Anyway, here’s what Seinfeld thinks of actors…
September 11th, 2008 at 8:26 pmESThttp://www.collegehumor.com/video:1751958
Exerpts from “THIS MICHAEL MOORE MOMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY BILL WHITTLE”, regarding why bad actors make great leaders. (I took license to bold some parts for emphasis.)
“First, look back on that list of conservative actors Michael Moore named. Who knows what they all have in common?”
“They’re all really terrible actors. (Okay, except for Clint, but he’s probably more Libertarian than Republican anyway.)”
“Sure, they can hack their way through a scene as the tough guy… Oh, who am I kidding: Sonny Bono and the Love Boat guy can’t even do that. But can they handle Hamlet? No, they cannot, which reminds me of one last conservative actor, and that is Mel Gibson.”
“No, some are great movie stars, but generally speaking they’re miserable actors. But in person, truly great personalities. Which tends to confirm a theory of mine, which is that people who are really terrific actors are some of the most boring, colorless, hollow people you would ever be unfortunate enough to meet. I have met a few, and by and large they are simply empty vessels into which better, brighter people ‘ the scientific term for them is writers ‘ pour intelligence, wit, courage and character. That’s why these fictional creations are called characters. They’re the people actors want to be ‘ but due to some defect, some lack of inherent character, these people cannot go out and actually become such people: soldiers, astronauts, cowboys ‘ you know, interesting people. People they make movies about. Actors have to pretend to be them. Actually, first writers have to pretend to be them, then the actor takes these written-down make-believe instructions and then adds their own Eye Crinkles, Thoughtful Stares and Charming, Boyish Grins and viola! It’s a lot easier than actually becoming such a person, so you must admire the strategy, at least from a conservation of energy point of view.”
“No, these conservative actors did not get elected because they were great actors. They got elected because they grew up. They all went out and had to deal with reality, and the possibility that things might not turn out according to the script. They had the guts to run, which means they had the guts to risk losing.”
(I emphasized the “grew up” part of that last paragraph because majority of the liberals I have had to deal with strike me as rather immature.)
Actors…I’ve met a few too, even dated one, God knows why. What Bill said above describes them to a “T.”
I never cared for Mr. Damon on any level, but have always thought his acting was particularly loathsome. He and his buddy Ben strike me as 2 of the most vacant souls in the entertainment industry.
Who gives a rat’s ass what any of these “empty vessels” have to say? I don’t.
September 11th, 2008 at 8:28 pmESTSunny is much hotter than Damon.
That’s a great picture. Definitely shirt worthy. How did you keep the background black? I haven’t figured out how to do that on my DSLR yet.
[I just photo'ed her against a darkish background but had to Photoshop out any detail there. In other words, I faked it! But Sunny is ALL REAL. -- Rachel L. P.S. I agree, she IS hotter than Damon.]
September 11th, 2008 at 8:29 pmESTI forgot to mention how much I just want to give kisses to Sunny. Sweet, sweet pup. You can see it in her eyes that she has more brain cells per square inch than Matt Damon has. Thanks for the great photo.
[Thank YOU! I kissed her for you. And now that I've responded to two comments in a row, I feel like an ass for not responding to all the rest, but damn! I LOVE MY COMMENTERS. If I responded to every one that moved me in some way, it's all I'd ever do because you are all awesome. - Rachel L.]
September 11th, 2008 at 8:36 pmESTI’m a closed minded idiot. And in 8 weeks, I’ll still be a closed minded idiot.
Does that seem to capture the extent of his “argument”???
But I have to admit, next to Pamela “Super Skank” Anderson, he only sounds somewhat retarded. She is a super duper retard of the highest magnitude!!!!!
September 11th, 2008 at 8:38 pmESTIf the fact that you’re ignorant scares you so much I suggest you get off your duff and do something about it. I prescribe you two ccs of go fucking educate yourself.
September 11th, 2008 at 8:40 pmESTHer look is exactly like Krusty.
Craig’s list Sunny.
September 11th, 2008 at 8:53 pmESTThe only thing missing from that picture is lipstick.
Q: How do you put lipstick on Sunny?
A: Wrap it in bacon and throw it in the air.
September 11th, 2008 at 8:53 pmESTYou know - there IS some resemblance between Sunny and Matt:)
September 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pmESTMatt Damon may be intelligent, but he’s certainly not very smart.
There’s the internet, dude. If you don’t know something, or you want information, just google or cuil it.
By not doing his own research and saying he knows nothing about her he is just exposing his own ignorance and bias.
Sad, really.
September 11th, 2008 at 9:09 pmESTDumbasses like him are why writers will never go out of business in Hollywood.
September 11th, 2008 at 9:17 pmESTWeeelll, let’s have fun with these half wits. Some creative interpretation on Sarahcuda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYd05svFjqE
September 11th, 2008 at 9:26 pmESTMatt has literally become that know-it-all jerkoff in the bar from Good Will Hunting. I hope somebody, after McCain-Palin win, walks up to him and asks, How do you like them apples?
September 11th, 2008 at 9:32 pmESTPoor puppy, being linked with such a dope.
September 11th, 2008 at 9:43 pmESTIsn’t that pretty much the textbook definition of “prejudice”?
September 11th, 2008 at 9:46 pmESTYou know, Matt Damon, much like Neo in The Matrix, has some skill, both as an actor and a screenwriter. So when Matt and Trey mocked him in Team America: World Police as am imbecile who could only utter Matt Damon, I thought that they were being a bit hard on him. Apparently, they know him a lot better than I do.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:19 pmESTI just love that pic of Sunny. Love, love, love it. She looks like she’s intensely concentrating on something. Like getting ready to launch a big fart.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:19 pmESTprejudice, n.
1. an unfavorable opinion or feeling formed beforehand or without knowledge, thought, or reason.
2. any preconceived opinion or feeling, either favorable or unfavorable.
3. unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group.
By golly it is!
September 11th, 2008 at 10:24 pmESTSad thing is, so very many people get their talking points and opinions the same freakin way Damon does. *sigh* some people are just too stupid to allow to reproduce.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:26 pmESTFrom what I hear, they only decided to portray him that way because when they got the puppets from the manufacturer they thought the Matt Damon puppet “looked retarded”.
It’s like a prophecy, or something.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:36 pmESTHmm, I seem to recall Harry S. Truman(D) starting out as a soldier/shoemaker/farmer before going on to law and government.
September 11th, 2008 at 11:48 pmESTPlease tell me your brilliant mind (I love you) made this up (I love you) because that’s just (I love you) scary. I love you. Unlike me, who isn’t the slightest bit scary or stalkerish.
Did you finally get my love letter? Jesus is punishing me for loving you like I do.
Before I forget, did I tell you I love you?
September 11th, 2008 at 11:49 pmESTGuess he doesn’t even learn from his movies. Like he used the internet heavily as Jason Bourne to find out almost everything. Duh!!
September 11th, 2008 at 11:50 pmESTErr….Matt, I hate to break it to you, but these days there’s this thing called the internet, and there’s a wealth of genuine information out there, if you’re interested enough to look for it.
You’re not? If you can’t be bothered doing a bit of research then please, please, don’t bother voting, either.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:46 amESTRachel:
Thanks for responding to my post and for giving Sunny a kiss. I live vicariously through loldogs as I am only currently in a position to have my two asshat cats. Her pic brought a smile to my rather long, sad face…9/11 is almost as tough an anniversary as that of my father’s death. But, one good thing came out of 9/11, on that cold September morning I finally turned my back completely on my liberal leanings and became a gun and religious clinging to Conservative.
And, more importantly, thank you for taking the time to truly humiliate Matt Damon. What a schmuck.
You’re the best Rachel, and we all love you very much.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:55 amESTPoking around the actuarial table helpfully provided above, it appears to me that 71% of 72 year-old men will still be alive 8 years later. Damon claims a one-in-three chance that McCain could die in the first term. Assuming McCain to be 73 on Inauguration Day, 84% of his peers would be alive four years later. 33% vs. 16%? Matt, better check your calculator.
I don’t think McCain is morbidly obese, and assume occupants of the White House receive better-than-average health care.
disclaimer: I’m not an actuary, insurance professional, or even an actor.
September 12th, 2008 at 2:58 amESTYou, better than anyone I’ve ever read, can truly transcribe moron speech. I’m in awe. And in awww of Sunny who manages to do what Matt Damon could only dream of — looking dignified as a clown.
September 12th, 2008 at 3:52 amESTQuite obviously, he didn’t have a script prepared for him, so he sounded like the empty skinbag that he is.
Damn!
I wish these hollyweird f*ckwits would keep their ignorance and stupidity to themselves. I got so tired of morons like Barbra (so dim she can’t even spell the name properly), and her entourage spouting crud from their bully pulpits that I decided (a-la the Dixie Twits) to retaliate in the only manner I could. They end up on my boycott list, and I end up being able to say “huh?” whenever movies are discussed because I will not have seen them ….
I enjoyed Damon in the 2 Bourne movies and now I’ll have to skip #3. Sigh. My list of actors that I will watch is getting rather small. I wish they’d all learn that without a script in their hands, they have absolutely NOTHING useful to say, and just STFU!
Sunny looks good, that lower lip is JUST ready to quiver! I’d say she should be in movies, but obviously that would turn her into what she’s portraying.
When, exactly, is this celebrity adulation crap supposed to stop?
September 12th, 2008 at 6:16 amESTUnfortunately, Damon’s reasons for choosing his side are probably simlar to the majority of “reasoning” that goes on amongst voters at election time. Purely anecdotal evidence, I know, but I’m constantly stunned at the lack of actual understanding of the issues among potential voters on both sides.
Comes down to a battle of soundbites and “feelings”.
September 12th, 2008 at 7:25 amESTThe only way Matt could sound more idiotic is if he borrowed Steven Weber’s thesaurus.
September 12th, 2008 at 7:34 amESTWow, I didn’t know Matt Damon stuttered. LOL. But i did know he was a dumbass. Great blog! Happy Friday and all that jazz.
September 12th, 2008 at 7:47 amESTMargeinMI
Holy Crapomoly!!! That is a swirling vortex of stupid I don’t want to think could ever happen!! I think whole states could get sucked away from all the vacuous nonsense. Or maybe instead of a swirling vortex of suckitude it would be a quantum singularity and a wormhole to another dimension (an evil dimension) would form. Either way, I don’t want those two idiots combining their suckitude in any way, shape or form.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:02 amEST“Makes a fairly good argument for post-natal eugenics, doesn’t he?”
works for me.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:05 amEST“just love that pic of Sunny. Love, love, love it. She looks like she’s intensely concentrating on something. Like getting ready to launch a big fart.”
methinks that Sunny could clear the room when she farts
September 12th, 2008 at 8:07 amESTNow there’s a blog tagline for the ages. Matt Daaaaaaaa-mon. Matt Daaaaaaaaa-mon. There’s just no cure for stupid.
Sunny is my home-girl.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:15 amESTAs i posted over at aceofspades
Here at WSJ Miles to Go …. Peggy Noonan
(actually look at your election computer and hit the restart/do-over key now…. repeatedly…. in blind fury)
(yep .. its done, we have lost)
(yeah lets all jump out of the trenches and charge the hill. Will someone go first and lead? Oprah, Hillary , ssomeone please)
(is that where that stage prop went, now we need a big fuzzy Afro mic meatball)
(think-think-think)
(Obama is nothing, thats why he is Zero duhhh ….. and Biden… well we wont go there. Great now we will have two people who really will make the “Change” Logo come alive …. we have more Gaffs than any other Party. We will morph into the Gaff Party. Vote for me for more one liners and goofups. It’ll surely impress the “World Vote” )
(When you are shooting at a Naval Officer, understand that you are attacking an expert in tactics. Trial balloons are quickly turned into weapons against you Duhhhhh.)
(ohh more than bullet proof, they bounce off her, and stick to you, or so the playground rules are)
(Is that the pot calling the kettle black? She was really weak when she first walked in, we could have had her then …LOL ..observe gentleman, that the enemy has a strength that we cannot attack. That strength is public opinion that we normally shape.)
(oops … big news .. not gonna happen now)
(did we notice the recent polls show the opposite?)
(Gaffe patrol has been redirected to Bidenland)
(Well maybe, but thier heart still lusts for lipstick Palin)
Ignore it ……LMAO ….. chuckle chuckle chuckle snort. Sarah is under thier skin, and she hit the culture war points like a sniper at an amusement park rubber ducky shooting gallery. They won’t sell newspapers if they ignore her. The MSM leftists are like a swarm of flies, we cannt even swat them, nor kill the larvae fast enough.
Thats like expecting Biden to behave himself with 6 handlersOhh .. and McCain astutely is keeping her nearby ….. well that is what Pit Bulls do, protect the ones they love. And what a lovely Hockey Mom she is. So i guess there goes that plan Peggy
(or so the MSM hopes)
(well with the gaffs we are seeing …LOL)
(well guess we are anxiously awaiting our naps at debate time)
(Biden’s first arguement: I would like to first say that Sarah has already won, she is a better candidate for President than my running mate)
(and the loser can get his old job back leading a community uprising or something)
And now for the Coup-de-grace
(and don’t forget that McCain doesn’t depend on that money to run his campaign, unlike some other candidate who does. Its just like a lil insurance policy, and i think Barrack is now jealous of that)
(wow, 2 weeks of the worst siege since the Alamo has created this juicy tidbit)
(aww come on, Zero cannot avoid a fight, he cannot control the Islamic urge in his sinews)
(but the most half assed underhanded statements keep rolling in. The MSM is doing its job, keeping bloggers employed. Ohh and the other half of the US is reading HotAir and AceofSpades and RachelLucas)
Now here is the real MEAT of the article at the end
(wow please please pretty please with Ayers on top and a helping of RevWright. How about a good vetting behind the woodshed. I mean that would really be a breath of fresh air now)
(”They like him” ….. ohh my what an understatement of the decade…….ohh my, have we seen the headline, Obama is afreaid of Kos and the Media Puppets they control????)
(ohh my, and if they get angry, watch out for the wolf howling at trees in the forrest like a new coven of witches)
(Now we can say: BRING IT ON. Just ask Matthews and Olbermann. Now if Barrack is shot, we know who really pulled the trigger ….. the lone gunman called Andi)
Now after they clean up the bodies and lick thier wounds … ohh the death sounds of the MSM are clearly ringing into the blogosphere.
Cromagnum
September 12th, 2008 at 8:19 amESTBefore I clicked on the link, I really thought Sunny’s interpretive rendering would be something Rach would have had to pick up with a baggie… because that would really capture the essence of Damon’s intelligence.
And just how much do we really know about the other guy, who no one will ever ask the hard questions of? Yeah, that’s what I thought, too. That’s why BO chose Biden… because a stuffed shirt makes an empty suit look fuller.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:20 amESTHey, doesn’t this election prove that we don’t need affirmative action? We’ve got a biracial man and a woman on both tickets. Doesn’t that prove that we don’t need quotas?
September 12th, 2008 at 8:44 amESTCan we just get rid of that dumbass plan?
While I am generally opposed to prenatal abortion, Mat and his ilk could easily persuade me to favor the post natal variety.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:01 amESTMaybe someone should explain to Matt that there is this thing called the “Internet” that Al Gore invented where you can look up stuff.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:03 amESTPerfect. Except Sunny is better looking. And smart enough not to bark about things he/she (? I forget, sorry) knows nothing about.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:15 amESTHave 4 dogs of my own. Been studying them for past few years and have gotten quite good at interpreting what’s on their mind.
Studied Sunny’s expression and think I’ve got it;
“Matt Damon”……..”Are you kidding me?”……”If this is what you humans are evolving to then we’ll be back on top of the food chain in no time flat!”
Thank you Sunny. Made my day.
Also:
Gave me an idea for a new movie Matt can star in: “Planet of the Dogs”. Astronaut goes through Worm Hole and lands on alien planet. Dogs are the only intelligent species. Humans are there walking around on all fours and grunting “aaaat amunn”. They make nice pets though.
Maggie on patrol as local game warden finds our hapless astronaut and takes him home to study and maybe breed with her “bitch” played by the sexy Pamela Anderson (hey…sex sells!)
Fast forward. Maggie puts in a call to her friend Sunny, a noted anthropoligist on a dig in the desert.
Fast forward. Sunny has just dug an opening to an ancient cave. Matt sees a pile of old newspapers in the corner and picks up the one on top. It reads: “November 5, 2008″, “It’s official, President Elect is Barack Hussein Obama”…….
September 12th, 2008 at 9:37 amESTI will say, I am glad and relieved she did not actually say those things. I like Palin.
Damon is a fool for buying into rumors about her. But to address the hypothetical, I would have to agree that anyone who really does think dinosaurs were around 4000 years ago or supports banning books is indeed too stupid to be let anywhere near the White House.
September 12th, 2008 at 10:18 amESThey, uuhhh, is it me or uhhh is he totuuuuhly channeling uh Barry’s uuhhhhh speech uh pattern in uh this uuh interuhhhviewuhh?
Uuuuuuh, great uh fucking uhhhh minds. uhh um.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:29 amESTMy Dad was an actuary. The word big Ben was looking for is “actuarial.” It is “actuarial tables.” You’d be hard-pressed to find an “actuary table” unless you can find two actuaries to hold up the table top. Asshat, indeed!!!
Thanks, 14K. See you fixed this before I did. Just glad someone cleared it up. And, my mistake. He’s not an asshat. He truly is a fucknut. Just like 14K says he is…
September 12th, 2008 at 11:46 amESTHe is in some good movies, but my god is he stupid o.O
September 12th, 2008 at 12:16 pmESTI want evidence that Palin believes in young-earth Creationism. Otherwise, Matt Damon should be sued for libel.
Olive - he was quite good in “The Departed”. Too bad he’s a Hollywood asshat.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:31 pmESTIt is almost always such a disappointment when you listen to an actor/actress whose work you have admired and enjoyed speak without a script. Then, you have to admit it: they truly are a “blank slate”, and don’t have the ability or intelligence to form a simple sentence without the assistance of writers who must be more intelligent (though vastly less well-paid) than they. One would think that their agents would tell them to shut up and appear as though they are debating the merits of a question before making a statement or endorsing a person/position. But no, they open their mouths and just let all sorts of gibberish out to fly embarrassingly around the room. No wonder they look like slobs in their off-time! They haven’t the necessary intelligence to dress themselves properly. And people actually listen to them — and quote them as though they are the very font of revealed wisdom in our time.
I’m disgusted. Thoroughly disgusted! And disappointed. And my list of actors I’ll support by watching their work is also growing progressively (can I say that here?) smaller. Pretty soon, I’ll just be wearing out my “Thin Man” dvd’s.
Oh, yeah, fuck Oprah!!
September 12th, 2008 at 1:07 pmESTmany have said it, and every time I see it, I throw up in mouth a little. No thanks! Not even if I were paid unimaginable amounts of cash! gag!
September 12th, 2008 at 2:23 pmESTI forget. Why are we fucking Orpah again?
September 12th, 2008 at 2:35 pmESTAround Boston, Matt, Ben and their pals the Kennedys all have the moniker “The wizard of uh’s” hung on them in recognition of their superior eloquence and diction.
September 12th, 2008 at 3:36 pmESTI’m a little late to the game, but I just had to post this:
September 12th, 2008 at 4:02 pmESTAnd even better:
September 12th, 2008 at 4:08 pmESTScrew damon. I love those damned bourne movies but only watch them now on cable. I will contribute as little money as possible to the lifestyles of these imbecilic [sic?] miscreants.
And, that dog picture. Did I laugh? Well, hell yes. But there really is a day of reckoning coming. When you least expect it, a quick dump, a slip and the back of your head is toast.
September 12th, 2008 at 4:41 pmESTTime and again these twits open their mouths and confirm that they should keep them closed unless they are reciting lines in a script or song.
But what I really want to know is why do you have a clown wig, Rachel? You either had to buy it or it was given to you which begs the question, for what purpose? Unless you got it specifically to dress up your dogs. In which case…uhhh, well, um, I don’t know..uhhhhhh….yah, I think…..hmmmmm…der, nevermind.
September 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pmESTHuh, and I thought the reason to not like Palin was because she agreed with Bush more than McCain does!!!
But now that Matt Damon! has spoken, sort of, I guess I have to vote for the Lightworker now. /s
September 12th, 2008 at 7:40 pmESTMongo–
Uhhhhh—yeah.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:56 pmESTIs Damon Obama’s speech coach, or is Obama his?
Serenity:
I got it just for the dogs. I did. Seriously. I have problems.
Heheh
September 13th, 2008 at 9:56 amESTI have actually been sweating out what Rachel’s answer to Serenity’s question might be. Hardly slept a wink last night because of it.
I was really rooting for “…specifically to dress up your dogs.”
I had these twisted images of Rachel putting that wig over her helmet and Rupert getting all turned on by it and then:
~bam chika wow wow~
That’s not to say that Rachel wouldn’t look hot in that wig, it’s just so against God (I’m searching for that biblical reference as I type, I know I saw it somewhere!)
All is right in my tainted brain again.
September 13th, 2008 at 4:14 pmESTPete in Midland: I was Special Forces back in the day — we’ll fuck anything for the right amount of cash (and with loads of Beam under our belts). You just gotta man up and do it for the team.
BTW: fuck oprah!!
September 13th, 2008 at 4:17 pmESTActors, the ultimate in hypocrites. They pretend to be what they aren’t, so essentially they are professional liars. And the better the liar, the better the pay scale, since they are so convincing at what they are protraying. Off-the-cuff however, they are vulnerable to real-life questions, since real life is not scripted. “Can I get another take on this” Mmmmmm……no. Just look at Danny GLover, Linda Ronstadt, and Natalie Maines. We don’t care what you think, just shut up and sing/act. Look up Ben Stein’s last column, where he became jaded with rubbing elbows with the hoi polloi in Hollywood. He’d basically rather meet any PFC than Tom Cruise, since soldiers are the REAL heroes.
September 13th, 2008 at 11:24 pmESTGood choice using Sunny, since Mr. Damon’s head is surely firmly entrenched in his arse, and thus, they both have neckticles.
September 14th, 2008 at 8:56 pmESTI think it’s really funny when you look at the educational background of Hollywood celebs (usually high school drop outs, but most of them college drop outs, at best) but they are certain — **CERTAIN!!!** — that they know what is right and wrong with the world (there was a post about the education level of Baldwin, Sarandon, Rosie, et al, floating around a few years back. Google it. IIRC, I think Sarandon was the only one with a degree at all).
As Dr. Sanity puts it:
September 15th, 2008 at 2:49 amEST“Narcissistic Personality Disorder”
… and yes, she IS, in fact, qualified to make that diagnosis.
Yeah, it becomes more and more obvious (like it wasn’t already) how actors appear so masterful and together in movies: script and director. That’s pretty much it. Sweet blubbering bozos, what a horrifying transcript Matt makes!
What he needs is for Jason Bourne to come slap him around a bit and force him to either get a grip or shut the hell up. Damn it, Damon, I had more faith in you than that.
September 15th, 2008 at 11:15 amESTMatt should have his writers put intelligent words on a teleprompter so he might make a little sense. Or spend his off time going to college and get some knowledge (wow, I just rhymed with bad grammer and spelling) Please all you famous actors and actresses do your movies, TV shows, and commercials and quit trying to ruin my life!!! now back to you televised programming.
September 16th, 2008 at 4:15 amEST