Warmonglers!
Yeah you read that right. Specifically, John McKKKain and Sarah Hitler Palin are warmonglers. I learn so much reading the comments of leftists on other sites. More on that in a sec.
First, I give you Rep. Alcee Hastings of Florida:
“If Sarah Palin isn’t enough of a reason for you to get over whatever your problem is with Barack Obama, then you damn well had better pay attention,” Rep. Alcee Hastings of Florida said at a panel about the shared agenda of Jewish and African-American Democrats Wednesday.
Hastings, who is African-American, was explaining what he intended to tell his Jewish constituents about the presidential race. “Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don’t care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks. So, you just think this through,” Hastings added as the room erupted in laughter and applause.
Sorry, I hate to say, write, or even think this, but…LOL. LOLs all over the fool place.
He’s right though. Totally. I tote guns and I would kill a moose if I felt like it, and thus OF COURSE I don’t care what “they” do with the Jooos or any other people of color. These things very clearly go hand-in-hand. All hunters are inherently racist, you’d have to be. I mean what kind of psycho would be willing to kill an animal but not hate the Jews and blacks?
God, it’s so obvious.
So anyway, Jonah Goldberg mentioned Hastings’ quote and said that the comments at the original CNN story are worth a read. Boy are they.
I agree with the Congressman. Anyone who is not white and right should be scared of Sarah Palin and what she represents. You don’t have to look too far to see a streak of white supremacy there, (and I’m a scared white guy).
-Tony
Just becuase She is a women does not mean special treatment. Palin, you are a robot with others pushing the buttons. If you are bad enough to accept the position, you should bad enough to deal with handling all questions from the press and the public. It almost feels like She starting the first grade learning her ABC. Palin, you can’t hide and you will be found.
-Sandy
Sandy honey, it almost feels like You starting first grade learning your ABC. Keep practicing, they’ll teach you about punctuation and capitalization soon!
I’m for Obama… But I can’t touch this one… how can I comment on such ridiculisnous?
-Concerned INDEPENDENT CT voter
You just did, dickwad, in the most ironic way possible.
Yay Alcee!!!!!!! These are the best commnets of the campaign so far!!!!
-Lois
And the true master of the brain trust:
Well, what he is saying is true. Did you see the Republican convention? How many minorities were there? John McCain and Sarah Palin are warmonglers. There interest don’t reflect what America is about. America is a melting pot of different kinds of people, cultures, and languages. It’s not just about White America. Barack will not just be the minority president. He will become everyone in America’s president. White, Black, Hispanic, Jew, Asia, Arabic, etc.
-TKW New Mexico
Remember the theme, people. If you don’t vote for Obama, you are less intelligent than someone who does. Someone like TKW, someone like Sandy up there.
Now go git yer Bibles an’ yer guns. It’s a’clingin’ time.
UPDATE: Heh. Commenter Someone Smarter Than YOU did this:
That is so racist.
The fuck?
I demand an “it’s all fucking Oprah’s fault” rant.
Clearly she’s the anti-warmonglering talk show hostess (FrankenOprah) overseeing the cosmetic rebranding for the Alcee-Bama socialist state cabal.
Clearly.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:03 pmESTWarmongler? commnets? ridiculisnous? The entire post from Sandy —
And they want me to think I’m less intelligent than those who vote for Obama? Yikes. I cannot possibly be less intelligent than those posters.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:12 pmESTPlease Rachel I can’t take it anymore. Take a picture of something on your dogs’ heads and post it, so I know the world is normal and safe.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:12 pmESTIf I remember correctly, Jenjiss Khan was the original War Mongoler.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:17 pmESTI’m not sure I have all the facts on warmonglers. Are they related to hamburglars?
September 24th, 2008 at 4:26 pmESTSandy’s writing looks familiar. I think she may have been my son’s third grade English teacher.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:26 pmEST“Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don’t care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks…”
I didn’t know moose could be joo-ish. And I’ve never seen a black moose. Clearly I’m not up to speed on Moosish-American issues. Dang it, I guess I AM a racist after all!
September 24th, 2008 at 4:27 pmESTWarmongler… Heh. The “L” isn’t even on the same half of the keyboard as the G, E, and R. Maybe TKW was thinking of snorkeling or something, and got it mixed up. Sarah Palin probably snorkles. In fact, she probably harpoons dolphins while snorkeling - but only the CUTEST dolphins.
Flipper, noooooooo!
September 24th, 2008 at 4:28 pmESTWell, I guess if they’re warmonglers that makes me a warmongleroid?
September 24th, 2008 at 4:31 pmESTJeez, lemme git my Smith & Wesson and my King James Red Letter version, and I’ll have a come-to-Jesus meeting with concerned Independent, Sandy and the rest of the gang. BTW, it looks like Axelrod’s astroturfing operation is getting a bit thinned out. These look like the fourth string, called in from waterboy duty. I’m speaking as an embittered Christianist Conservative Republican, of course.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:47 pmESTHuh?
Whut?
Whir at?
The logic and reasoning of the present political debate am missing. I mean, IS missing. IS. See? I rubs off on you.
Dan Patterson
September 24th, 2008 at 4:55 pmESTArrogant Infidel
From the Urban Dictionary:
September 24th, 2008 at 4:56 pmESTI wuz cheetid!! Thu las tym ah went moose huntin, they warn’t no joos on mah lisench. An nobuddy tol me ah hadda git a speshul tikitt fer’m. Dayum. Ah’m gunna hafta git mah Bible an cling fer uh wile.
Ps- wuts joos luk lyk an how duya cookum?
Pss-fuck oprah.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:57 pmESTI wouldn’t be doing my duty as one of your racist redneck readers if I didn’t point out that the diction of this sentence (missing “is” before “starting”, dropped plural on “ABC”) marks Sandy as being a Certain Ethnic. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
September 24th, 2008 at 5:04 pmESTWill SOMEBODY finally get this shit straight? IS America a “melting pot” or an ethnic/racial salad? Pot-salad, pot-salad, POT-SALAD!!! Gawd! I think I’ll order the roast beef sandwich!
Oh, and I USED to have a dog that I got from the pound. THEY said he was a mongler, a breed of different breeds. Must have been a melting pot of breeds! Or, a breed salad!
September 24th, 2008 at 5:06 pmESTI live in SE Idaho, but have family in Los Angeles. I have grown used to the assumption that, because I do not choose to live in a urban metropolis, I secretly harbor racist attitudes. Worse, I hunt and I ride a dirt bike.
That hit home. You may have been poking fun at Hastings, but many in my family actually believe that sort of thing, all the while believing themselves to be enlightened.
Honestly, this is the best political commentary on the net. Very well done, Rachel.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:19 pmEST“Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don’t care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks…”
Why should I be concerned with what stripping moose do with jews and blacks?
Ya know, thats not even something i want to think about…
Ew.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:23 pmESTI was trying to figure out how to mongle, so I could then get bellicose with it, but after the Urban Dictionary definitions, I’m less enthusiastic about the idea.
Hey, if McCain & Palin get in, will they lead a mongle horde to take over the world? If so, I’m in.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:25 pmESTThe sad thing is, no matter how retarded the things are that come out of the Democratic ‘leadership’, the audience/constituency buys it. One can only assume that they are thus more retarded than the leadership.
I’m assuming the idiot is black … tell her 660000 mostly white people died to liberate them in the Civil War. Most US Jews, in spite of being pacifists, understand that without US servicemen/women stepping up, they’d all be dead. And their Holy Land would not exist as Israel without us, and the dogged support of the United States.
As the idiot also to understand the Civil Rights Act, and how it only passed because the dreaded Republicans broke the attempt by Algore Sr. and Clinton’s mentor Fulbright, and what their loyal support of the left has gotten them in those 40 years. Sure there’ve been two “house negros” in the Bush administration, and they were “only” secretaries of state, but I’d call that progress.
Clinton, the ‘first black president’ … what’d he have for people of color other than perhaps the cook and cleaning people?
September 24th, 2008 at 5:28 pmESTIs she comparing Jews to moose? As someone of the Jewish heritage, I’m insulted, and I may sue! After all, my right not to be offended trumps her right to free speech.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:30 pmESTThe political commentary by whiny liberals, bitterly clinging to their arugula and bongs, reaches a new low daily.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:37 pmESTSo when and where is the next super-secret meeting for warmonglers? Because I am clearly not in the loop. I would also like to know if, as a fan of Jerry Seinfeld and Karl Malone, I’m automatically banned from these meetings. I would further like to know if my friendship with a black kid when I was younger is the direct cause for me not being able to go moose hunting this year, or if it’s just the fact that I don’t have a moose tag.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:48 pmESTMONGLE HORDES FOR PALIN!
September 24th, 2008 at 5:48 pmESTI went over and read through the comments that Jonah Goldberg said would give you a headache.
He was right.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:57 pmESTI’m exhausted from being cranky all the time - this is what it must feel like to be a Liberal, perpetually pissy. I must return to my care-free warmonglering mein just for peace of mind.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:03 pmESTheh
+1
September 24th, 2008 at 6:04 pmESTHEH!!
September 24th, 2008 at 6:04 pmESTI have nothing to say to that but…
Fuck Oprah - and the horse she rode in on.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:22 pmESTHey, I found a picture of Sandy the CNN commenter!
September 24th, 2008 at 6:22 pmESTI don’t know if anybody would be interested, but I’ve come up with an idea for a new shirt (you guys give me crazy ideas):
September 24th, 2008 at 6:24 pmESTMaybe a “warmongler” is like a “hammurderer”- from my all-time favorite bit from The Onion. EVER.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27899
Stabble Stabble Stabble!
September 24th, 2008 at 6:30 pmESTI prefer to be called a warlangolier. Munchier!
September 24th, 2008 at 6:37 pmESTMy fingers are numb from clinging to my gun and religion.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:46 pmESTHoly St. Darwin of the Galapagos while stealing cheeseburgers:
I had that same exact thought.
Damn those monglers and burglars.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:56 pmESThM, I’m sticking that demotivator on my blog (I even made a link of it: click here)
Now I’m pickin up my Bible and my muzzleloader and headin out to shoot me some moose. Since I live in Wisconsin, I’ll be gone a while. Or maybe I can just shoot an elk and pretend it’s a moose. you know, we Flyover State folks ain’t too brite. And speakin of that, what did you think of … oh, wow, lookit!!! A BUNNY!!!!
September 24th, 2008 at 7:01 pmESTIf there’s one thing that irritates the living hell out of me, it’s people who scream “Racists! Bigots! Anti-Semites!” at anybody who’s even a micron Right of Centre.
Now, me, I’m none of those things…I consider them strictly amateur-ville. I’m a misanthrope, and bloody well proud of it!
September 24th, 2008 at 7:15 pmESTCommenter Sandy appears to be the alpha credinoid du jour.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:21 pmEST
September 24th, 2008 at 7:40 pmESTWatcher, that’s awesome. Most of the stuff I post I’m not sure if anybody else likes, but it makes me giggle.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:44 pmESTAnybody catch Joe Biden Today?
Condensed as follows (it was very long-winded)
“John McCain has stated he won’t set down and talk with Spain” ??????
“If McCain had talked to France and Germany, we wouldn’t have had to invade Iraq or Afghanistan”
and by the way:
“If we had played nice with France and Germany, the Russian’s wouldn’t have invaded Georgia” (see above for person to blame).
Question:
September 24th, 2008 at 8:06 pmESTMahMoood is in New York. Why hasn’t the BHO sat down and talked with him? We know why McCain won’t: He’s a war mongler.
Ah yes, my favorite impeached judge, Alcee, telling US what’s right. For those of you who may not have been paying attention 20 years ago, from Wikipedia:
In 1988, the Democratic-controlled U.S. House of Representatives took up the case, and Hastings was impeached for bribery and perjury by a vote of 413-3. Voters to impeach included Democratic Representatives Nancy Pelosi, Steny Hoyer, John Conyers and Charles Rangel. He was then convicted in 1989 by the United States Senate, becoming the sixth federal judge in the history of the United States to be removed from office by the Senate. The vote on the first article was 69 for and 26 opposed, providing five votes more than the two-thirds of those present that were needed to convict. The first article accused the judge of conspiracy. Conviction on any single article was enough to remove the judge from office. The Senate vote cut across party lines, with Senator Patrick J. Leahy, Democrat of Vermont voting to convict his fellow party member, and Arlen Specter voting to acquit.
The Senate had the option to forbid Hastings from ever seeking federal office again, but did not do so. Alleged co-conspirator, attorney William Borders went to jail again for refusing to testify in the impeachment proceedings, but was later given a full pardon by Bill Clinton on his last day in office.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:15 pmESTI ignore all cries of racism too, as it is the cry of people who think we should not discriminate against the idiots/a-holes/and morons around us that do indeed deserve to be discriminated against.
Misanthrope…do I qualify if my waking words everyday as I rise from bed are “I hate everybody”
September 24th, 2008 at 8:22 pmESTI has sevrul Bibles. But I dusn’t has a gun!
How kin I cling to it??? I r profowndlee sad.
Meeses can be Jewish? Meeses strip??? Wha???
Seems to me a moose thong would be fucking enormous.
OMFG, hM I absolutely LUV it! Warmonglers for Palin!
September 24th, 2008 at 8:45 pmESTYes, let’s all have a good laugh while we can. After November these people will officially control everything. Enjoy your blog while you can, Rachel and friends. The Fairness Doctrine will send you and your commenters straight to the re-education camps.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:06 pmESTYou think I’m kidding?
How exactly do some of these people get elected to public office, jeeeez
September 24th, 2008 at 9:32 pmESThey john,
The lucky ones will go to re-education.
“The disposal plants ran night and day”……. Sorry, got carried away ala Terminator.
But really, check out History,Stalin and how he dealt with those pesky dissenters against the state.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:39 pmESTYeah, it’s illiterate leftie jerks like TKW that made me proud to leave Neuvo Mejico after 50+ years in order to live in Oklahoma. TKW and BillyBob Richardson, the Governor-In-Absentia are prime examples of too many fools populating that once-great state.
Alas, Nuevo Mejico…………..
-gdr-
September 24th, 2008 at 9:42 pmESTStripping Moose.
Warm Onglers.
I think I’m going to have to call it a night.
IYKWIMAITTYD.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:54 pmESTSomeone smarter than YOU: Wow. I just googled moose menorah, and now I know what I’m getting my Canadian Jewish friend for Hanukkah.
Mongo: did you mean to say “I’ll be in my bunk.”? That’s what Jayne would say…
Now that Rep. Hastings has weighed in, I just HAVE to know what Rep. Maxine Waters thinks. Probably something along the lines of what a female coworker recently said about Palin: “She scares me. I think she hates women.” Yeah, especially non-white joooooish women.
September 24th, 2008 at 10:33 pmESTDid someone open a bag of troll chow? or has John worked his shorts up his ass all by himself?
September 24th, 2008 at 10:39 pmESTJohn: “house negros”?
I realize that you are making a point, and I really don’t have a problem with the usage in that context, but something inside me cringed when I saw two of our best and brightest described in such a derogatory manner. Again, no slam on you or the point you where making, it just gave me the internal YIPs (but my bible and moonshine fixed that right up).
Unfortunately General Powell is not politically inclined (no read yet on Dr. Rice), and we will have to just be thankful for their service to this country.
The other world leaders must look at all of the mealy-mouthed racist nonsense being flung around over here and wonder ‘What the fuck is with those crazy SOBs?’. The face of US diplomacy has been two exceptionally intelligent, strong and accomplished people for almost eight years, who happen to be black (which no one seems to mind or make a big deal of).
McCain has substance, which is something I can get behind, if not always agree with. Obama seems to be just an empty suit put forth by a party desperate for a win, yet not bright enough to put their best prospect (Hillary) on the ticket.
September 24th, 2008 at 10:45 pmESTBubba - I’m pretty sure John was referring to terms used by Frothing-at-the-mouth Leftards at different times to refer to General Powell and Dr. Rice.
Here’s Harry Belafonte:
That’s all the direct quotes I could find quickly, the rest of the stuff I found was people talking about things others said, but Ted Rall and Pat Oliphant have both made cartoons to that effect as well (I can’t finr Rall’s, it seems to have disappeared).
September 24th, 2008 at 11:19 pmESTahahahaha…. I’m dying over that pic! hahahahahaha….
September 25th, 2008 at 4:55 amESTOh the comments that come from the mouth of a Negress.
September 25th, 2008 at 5:52 amESTUhmmm …
Alcee Hastings is a MAN. That is his picture in the demotivator at the top of the page.
MAN. Nee-grow.
September 25th, 2008 at 5:58 amESTHastings’ comments are so incredibly stupid as to defy a proper response. His logic is that all hunters are psychopaths. He can only be a vegan. I say we let Uncle Ted have at him.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:42 amESTBubba … for clarification, not meant to be derogatory, but rather to emphasize a point … I’m speaking to what the Left did to discredit two GREAT Americans in Rice & Powell, diminishing their achievement by treating them like they sold out to the man, the mythical whitey who wants to keep people of color down. Meanwhile, this President advanced them based on their ability, achievement and potential to do great things for America.
Now we’re told if we don’t vote for Obambi we’re bad people.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:50 amESTUh oh . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkCrfylq-E
September 25th, 2008 at 9:08 amEST> Barack will not just be the minority president. He will become everyone in America’s president.
Und Yu Vill LIKE IT…
Or Else.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:00 amESTAnd they call us stupid? How about this from the books4barak website.
Vomit aside - should we tell her that Inauguration Day is actually January 20th?
September 25th, 2008 at 10:06 amEST> Vomit aside - should we tell her that Inauguration Day is actually January 20th?
Naw, we should all agree to be there on the 21st, to laugh at and mock her when she shows up.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:30 amESTObviously Hastings is near the top among Obamanation’s intellectual elite.
September 25th, 2008 at 11:51 amESTDoublespeak. Heh!
Oh, and RCHL, this is even MORE racist … : )
September 25th, 2008 at 2:11 pmEST“I mean what kind of psycho would be willing to kill an animal but not hate the Jews and blacks? ”
of course.typlib logic
September 27th, 2008 at 1:26 pmEST