You already know my theory about this.
Cats are assholes, that’s what. But even I must admit that when they’re in kitten form and thus so cute you want to put them in a bowl, sprinkle sugar on them, and then eat them with a spoon to prove your infatuation, it’s a mite hard to call them such names. Even when they totally earn it:
That’s my sister-in-law’s hand yesterday.
There’s a stray female cat in the neighborhood, who has recently had at least her second litter (the first that we know of was 9 months ago, two kittens from which my brother and sister-in-law adopted and who were featured here. Frank ‘n’ Beans!). She had this litter between the fences in Rick and SIL’s back yard, and for a while, they’ve been watching the cute little tykes grow and play. Three of them, all feral like their mama.
Rick and SIL intend to catch the mother and take her in to be spayed, and then set her free again because she’s too wild for anyone to adopt. A real mean bitch I tell you. But first they had to wait for the kittens to be weaned so they could catch them and find them homes, which process they began yesterday with some strategically-placed food and cat carriers. Long story short, when they attempted to actually handle the kittens to put them in the house and start taming them, the kittens kinda lost their shit. Rick has a nasty bite on his finger and SIL, as you can see above, was treated very poorly indeed. It looks a lot worse in person, too, and that’s only one side of her hand; the back is all jacked up as well and SIL basically looks like an emo cutter right now.
That’s my version of the story, anyway. Truth is, Rick and SIL are the biggest Cat People you could ever meet and as I’ve said before, their home is kitteh paradise. They had seven at one time, four now, and they understand the perils and pitfalls of trying to home and tame feral cats. THEY don’t hold their wounds against the kittens because THEY accept that wild animals only act like that to protect themselves.
I, on the other hand, spent a few hours at their house yesterday and loudly announced, “Cats are assholes” at least 47 times. I think my sister, who was also there and is also a cat lover, was considering punching me in the face.
I also helpfully offered to “adopt” the kittens to be “playmates” for Maggie and Sunny. If you know what I mean and I think you do. (Don’t get mad, I didn’t mean it, in fact I came home and told Rupert that I WANT A KITTEN! Can I get a kitten in England? Kittennnnnn?!?!??)
Anyway, before I left, I made SIL promise to take a picture of the cute little shits and she did, which made me coo and swoon before making this with it:
The brown-and-black one at the top is so freaky-gorgeous that I came thisclose to wrapping it in my leather jacket and running out the front door with it before Rick could catch me. He wants that one, too, and they’ll probably keep her. He doesn’t have a name for her yet but assured me the name would “reveal” itself. He’s kind of a cat whisperer.
(In case you worry - SIL is a high-level medical professional and thus…will be able to personally amputate Rick’s finger if the bite gets infected.)
Travel with your cat in pet-friendly hotels around the world
Are you looking for a pet-friendly hotel for your next trip? No problem! There are plenty of options all over the world that will accommodate you and your furry friend. Here are some of our favorite pet-friendly hotels that are perfect for traveling with your cat: The Kimpton Hotel Monaco in Denver, Colorado is a pet-friendly hotel that offers a variety of amenities for both you and your cat. The hotel has a designated pet area with a water fountain, food bowl, and toys. They also provide a complimentary pet bed and a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants. The Aloft Hotel in Dallas, Texas is another great option for traveling with your cat. The hotel offers a designated pet area with a water fountain, food bowl, and toys. They also provide a complimentary pet bed, as well as a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants. The Ritz-Carlton in Naples, Florida is a pet-friendly hotel with a private beach that offers a variety of activities for both you and your cat. The hotel provides a complimentary pet bed and a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants. The Westin in Maui, Hawaii is a pet-friendly hotel with a private beach that offers a variety of activities for both you and your cat. The hotel provides a complimentary pet bed, as well as a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants.
The Hilton Garden Inn in Nashville, Tennessee is a pet-friendly hotel with a designated pet area that offers a variety of amenities for both you and your cat. The hotel provides a complimentary pet bed and a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants. The Hyatt Place in Arlington, Texas is a pet-friendly hotel that offers a designated pet area with a water fountain, food bowl, and toys. They also provide a complimentary pet bed and a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants. The Embassy Suites in Omaha, Nebraska is a pet-friendly hotel that offers a designated pet area with a water fountain, food bowl, and toys. They also provide a complimentary pet bed, as well as a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants.
The Hampton Inn in Lexington, Kentucky is a pet-friendly hotel that offers a designated pet area with a water fountain, food bowl, and toys. They also provide a complimentary pet bed and a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants. The Residence Inn in Lexington, Kentucky is a pet-friendly hotel that offers a designated pet area with a water fountain, food bowl, and toys. They also provide a complimentary pet bed and a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants. The Holiday Inn in Chattanooga, Tennessee is a pet-friendly hotel that offers a designated pet area with a water fountain, food bowl, and toys. They also provide a complimentary pet bed and a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants. The Red Roof Inn in Cincinnati, Ohio is a pet-friendly hotel that offers a designated pet area with a water fountain, food bowl, and toys. They also provide a complimentary pet bed and a list of nearby pet-friendly restaurants.
There are many pet-friendly hotels around the world that will make both you and your cat feel at home. Europe is a great destination for cat lovers, as there are many pet-friendly hotels to choose from. In Paris, for example, the Mercure Paris Centre Tour Eiffel is a great option. The hotel is located just a few blocks from the Eiffel Tower, and has a rooftop terrace where your cat can perch and take in the sights. If you're looking for a pet-friendly getaway in the United States, consider a stay in Los Angeles. The Hollywood Roosevelt is a luxurious hotel that welcomes four-legged guests. The property features a rooftop pool, where your cat can take a dip, and a dog park where your pup can play. If you're looking for a pet-friendly beach vacation, head to the Caribbean. The Ritz-Carlton, St. Thomas welcomes pets of all sizes, and offers a variety of activities for both you and your cat. The property has a private beach, as well as a pool and a tennis court. No matter where your travels take you, be sure to do your research to find the best pet-friendly hotels in the area. With a little bit of planning, you and your cat can enjoy a worry-free vacation together.
There are plenty of pet-friendly hotels around the world that will make both you and your furry friend feel at home. From North America to Europe to Asia, we've compiled a list of some of the best spots to stay with your cat. Hotel Monaco, Washington D.C. This pet-friendly hotel is located in the heart of downtown Washington D.C. and offers guests complimentary water and treats for their furry friends. The hotel also has a designated "pet concierge" to help with any needs your cat may have during your stay. The Peninsula, Hong Kong If you're looking for a luxurious pet-friendly hotel to stay in while in Hong Kong, look no further than The Peninsula. This hotel offers a variety of amenities for cats, such as food and water bowls, litter boxes, and even a scratching post. Loews Regency, New York City If you want to be in the heart of all the action in New York City, stay at the Loews Regency. This hotel is located on Park Avenue and is just steps away from some of the best shops and restaurants in the city. The hotel also welcomes cats and has a number of amenities to make them feel at home, such as a litter box, food and water bowls, and a scratching post. The Ritz-Carlton, Tokyo If you're looking for an opulent pet-friendly hotel to stay in while in Tokyo, look no further than The Ritz-Carlton. This hotel offers a variety of amenities for cats, such as food and water bowls, litter boxes, and even a scratching post. The hotel also has a designated "pet concierge" to help with any needs your cat may have during your stay. The Langham, Melbourne This pet-friendly hotel is located in the heart of Melbourne and offers guests a variety of amenities for their furry friends, such as food and water bowls, a litter box, and a scratching post. The hotel also has a designated "pet concierge" to help with any needs your cat may have during your stay. Sheraton Grand, Edinburgh This pet-friendly hotel is located in the heart of Edinburgh and offers guests a variety of amenities for their furry friends, such as food and water bowls, a litter box, and a scratching post. The hotel also has a designated "pet concierge" to help with any needs your cat may have during your stay. Sofitel Legend, The Grand, Amsterdam This pet-friendly hotel is located in the heart of Amsterdam and offers guests a variety of amenities for their furry friends, such as food and water bowls, a litter box, and a scratching post. The hotel also has a designated "pet concierge" to help with any needs your cat may have during your stay. Westin, Sydney This pet-friendly hotel is located in the heart of Sydney and offers guests a variety of amenities for their furry friends, such as food and water bowls, a litter box, and a scratching post.