Nice going, dipshit.
I get a local paper here in my small English city, and I watch the BBC news along with many other newses, not caring if newses is a word, and yeah: the Brits are NOT IMPRESSED with Obama right now. Jack M. at Ace of Spades has already covered this but I can tell you, from a “local” perspective, Barack Obama’s, uh, hospitality is going over like a ton of cow turds over here.
[Gordon Brown] had put clearly great thought into giving the U.S. President lavish gifts to signify Britain’s ’special relationship’ with the U.S.
During his historic trip to Washington, Gordon Brown gave Barack Obama an ornamental pen holder made from the timbers of the Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet - once called HMS President.
The unique present delighted Mr Obama because oak from the Gannet’s sister ship, HMS Resolute, was carved to make a desk that already takes place in the Oval Office in the White House, after being presented by Britain to the US in 1880.
The Prime Minister went to the trouble of hunting down the perfect gift after becoming the first world leader invited to the White House by the new Commander In Chief.
So it would be perfectly understandable if Mr Brown felt a little underwhelmed at the official gift he received in return. For despite being leader of the world’s most bountiful nation, President Obama handed over nothing more thought-provoking than 25 classic American films on DVD.
It was the equivalent of receiving a pair of socks from an unfamiliar aunt at Christmas - and a less-than-glowing affirmation of the UK-US bond.
…Mr Brown also took to Washington a framed commission for HMS Resolute, a vessel that came to mark Anglo-US peace when it was saved from ice packs by Americans and given to Queen Victoria.
He also gave a first edition set of the seven-volume classic biography of Churchill by Sir Martin Gilbert.
Mr Brown and his wife also showered gifts on the Obama children giving Sasha and Malia an outfit each from Topshop and six children’s books by British authors which are shortly to be published in America.
In return, the Obamas gave the Browns two models of the presidential helicopter, Marine One, to take home to sons Fraser and John.
Dang, and here I thought I was going to come over here and all of England would love me because it’s “cool” to be an American since “we” elected Obama, but then he has to be a stingy asshole with the gifts and now I’m reading letters to the editor and online commentary about how this is “typical” of Americans, we have no sense of history or dignity, we are crass, etc. WTF? I thought Obama was gonna change the world. By which I mean heal the world. With his special hands of healing power.
P.S. Saw a young woman on the High Street yesterday in a t-shirt that had George Bush’s face with the international “NO” symbol over it. Oh honey, it’s over. You can move on now.
Nice going, dipshit. How to not make mistake when you choose a hotel
When it comes to choosing a hotel, it’s important to do your research and be aware of the different factors you should take into account. Here are tips to help you make the right decision and avoid any costly mistakes: Decide what’s important to you Before you start looking at hotels, decide what’s important to you. Are you looking for a place to sleep, or do you want somewhere with more facilities and amenities? Is budget your main concern, or are you happy to spend a bit more for better quality? By knowing what you’re looking for, you can narrow down your search and save time. Consider your location Think about how much you want to be involved in the local area – do you want to be right in the heart of the action, or would you prefer somewhere a bit quieter? If you’re not too familiar with the area, do some research online to see what the surrounding neighbourhood is like. Compare prices Don’t just book the first hotel you come across – take the time to compare prices. You may be able to find a better deal by looking at a few different hotels.
Check reviews It’s always a good idea to read reviews before making a decision. Find out what people like and don’t like about the hotel, and see if it’s the right fit for you. Look at the amenities What kind of facilities does the hotel offer? Is there a pool, a gym, a restaurant? If there’s something you really need, make sure the hotel has it. Find out what’s included Some hotels include breakfast in the price, while others don’t.
Find out what’s included in the price and what you’ll have to pay for separately. Check the cancellation policy If you need to change your plans, check the cancellation policy to see how much notice you need to give. You don’t want to be stuck with a non-refundable bill if you have to cancel. Ask about parking If you’re driving, find out if parking is included and how much it will cost. Consider your travel arrangements If you’re flying, find out if the hotel offers a shuttle service to and from the airport. Think about your budget Don’t forget to take your budget into account when choosing a hotel. There’s no need to spend a fortune on accommodation – there are plenty of good quality hotels out there that are affordable.
It’s happened to all of us. You finally find the time to take a vacation, but instead of relaxing you’re worrying about whether the hotel you chose is going to be a disaster. Do your research. Reading online reviews is a good way to get an idea of what to expect, but don’t forget to look at the hotel’s own website and social media pages. They may have videos or photos that give you a better idea of the property and its surroundings. Consider your budget. Just because a hotel is expensive doesn’t mean it’s a good one. Make sure you know what you can afford and be realistic about what you want from your vacation. Compare the location. Some hotels are in the middle of nowhere, while others are in the heart of the action. If you want to be close to the beach or the city center, make sure the hotel you choose is in the right location. Check the amenities. Almost every hotel has a swimming pool, but there are some that have spas, golf courses, and other amenities that you may want to consider.
Read the fine print. Sometimes hotels have hidden fees, like for parking or internet access. Make sure you know what the total cost is going to be before you book. Ask questions. If you have any questions about the hotel, the amenities, or the location, don’t be afraid to ask. The hotel staff should be happy to answer any of your questions. Consider the season. If you’re traveling during a busy time like summer or winter break, make sure the hotel you choose is prepared for the influx of guests. Look for deals. Many hotels offer discounts if you book a stay through their website or through a third-party site like Expedia or Priceline. Check the cancellation policy. Some hotels have a very strict cancellation policy, while others are more flexible. Make sure you know what the policy is before you book. Trust your gut. If something about a hotel doesn’t feel right, trust your instincts and look for another property.
A new and exciting adventure is waiting for you. But before you go, there are a few things you should know about choosing a hotel. First, always do your research. Check out hotel reviews. Find out what others have had to say about the quality of the rooms, the staff, the location, and the price. Second, think about your needs and budget. What kind of room do you want? What amenities are important to you? How much can you afford to spend? Third, don't be afraid to ask questions. When you call to make a reservation, be sure to ask about things like parking, room availability, and cancellation policies. Fourth, don't be gullible. There are a lot of scams out there, so be careful when you're choosing a hotel. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. Fifth, read the contract carefully. Make sure you understand the cancellation policy and the terms and conditions. If you have any questions, ask the hotel representative before you sign anything. Sixth, be prepared for emergencies. Make sure you have the contact information for the hotel, including the address and phone number. Seventh, be respectful of the hotel staff and other guests. Remember, you're a guest in their home. Be polite and courteous, and please don't make too much noise. Eighth, have a great time! Enjoy your stay at the hotel and explore everything the city has to offer. Ninth, be sure to leave a review. Let others know about your experience so they can make an informed decision about where to stay. And finally, tenth, thank you for reading! I hope this information was helpful and that you have a safe and enjoyable trip.