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Okay lemme get this straight: Katie Couric hates the word "sputum" and when asked to say it on air, but she'll have a colonoscopy on national television?
Jeesh. It's just crud from your lungs, what's the big deal? Doesn't even sound that bad. Spew-dum. Spew-dum. I'd rather hear that alllllll day than see up her butt again. Can I get an amen? K thx.
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Comments (14)
So Katie got caught "slapping the staff"? I guess she's just trying a little too hard to be one of the boys. ;-)
Posted by Birdman | July 9, 2007 11:49 AM
Posted on July 9, 2007 11:49
Amen!
Posted by Rickbert | July 9, 2007 12:16 PM
Posted on July 9, 2007 12:16
lol What a turd. (Man, I didn't even say that deliberately, it's just what came to mind).
Oh, and amen!
Posted by | July 9, 2007 12:36 PM
Posted on July 9, 2007 12:36
I missed that and I'm not the least bit sorry. AMEN, sister disco!
Posted by | July 9, 2007 1:15 PM
Posted on July 9, 2007 13:15
sputum? I myself prefer the term loogie ;-)
Posted by R.L. Hunter | July 9, 2007 2:33 PM
Posted on July 9, 2007 14:33
On second thought, maybe she just got confused and thought "sputum" was Latin for "truth". They certainly wouldn't THAT going out on a CBS News broadcast.
Posted by Birdman | July 9, 2007 5:12 PM
Posted on July 9, 2007 17:12
Amen, Sister Lucas!
Posted by | July 9, 2007 6:03 PM
Posted on July 9, 2007 18:03
Booming "Amen" from me.
As disgusting as snot is, I'd rather see that than someone's ass innards.
Posted by | July 9, 2007 6:05 PM
Posted on July 9, 2007 18:05
Katie gets a colonoscopy on national television? Finally, we get to see where her head is at!
Posted by alacrityfitzhugh | July 9, 2007 6:17 PM
Posted on July 9, 2007 18:17
Better Katie interviews Colin Powell than be our Colon Pal.
Posted by texascarl | July 9, 2007 8:09 PM
Posted on July 9, 2007 20:09
Amen, amen, and I say again AMEN!!!!
Posted by | July 10, 2007 1:00 AM
Posted on July 10, 2007 01:00
Sputum. Heh. It sounds so much worse than what it is. Years ago I had pneumonia, and the Doctor asked me for a sputum sample. I can't imagine what my expression was, but I told him "Uh, hello, I'm female!". He then explained what exactly sputum was. Heh heh. I hawked and spit into the cup as asked.
Posted by ChicagoCindy | July 10, 2007 9:32 AM
Posted on July 10, 2007 09:32
I do pity the fool that has to perform the colonoscopy. How do you find the right spot? I mean, Katie is ALL asshole. I'm picturing either a full body scan, or something like "Excalibur," but in reverse. Have to bring Nicol Williamson out of retirement to do the voiceover. "Whomsoever inserts the probe into the One True Sphinter shall be proclaimed the Prince of Proctologists!"
Posted by serf bored | July 10, 2007 10:18 AM
Posted on July 10, 2007 10:18
How about "lung butter"? Think she'd be okay with that?
Posted by Sloan | July 10, 2007 11:30 AM
Posted on July 10, 2007 11:30