Man, I was having a nice day, checking in to read something funny and now I'm just irritated.

Absolutely everything about her grates, but seriously, how lazy do you have to be not to use the shift key or to spell out you, are and to?

Oh, and when the people who do our money call and tell us not to worry, and we panic, we go out to dinner in South Beach too! Oh, wait, we don't have people to do our money, we do it ourselves. And if lying=cancer, why is she still here to irritate me?

Ya, the physical and the spiritual are connected. People choose their fates. They don't *mean* to blame the victim, it just comes out that way, because they're too shallow to follow the implications of their own verbiage.

Kind of like the Jim and Tammy Fay Bakker PTL club stuff. If you love Jesus, he'll make you wealthy (if you're not wealthy, you don't love Jesus enough - please send a check to prove your love for Jesus).

And of course, only the wealthy (or greedy) believed it.

This is fishing for very large fish in a tiny barrel using dynamite...

"u r not ready"

- to go on a diet?

Too much *insert drug of choice*, I suspect.

Hmmmm.. the words ignorant arrogant twat come to mind.......

Can I hit her?

Pretty please?

so what u r sayin
is that
if-I-speak
using no more
than 4 words
at a time
between bites
of my dagwood
sandwich
as well as
ranDomly
capitalizing letters
aS-i-c-fit
i-can
acheive
enlightenment?
wTf!
who-da-thought?
amiRite?

hAve fuN ;)!

reeding wurds spelld like that
make it sound like caveman
speeking in my hed.

Makes me stop breathe think
maybe i m not ready
4 such advanced thots

2 bad
Harley guy
Didn't do
Righteous wheelie
Across her
Fat ass.
Back up
And repeat
On her
Fat
Butt-ugly
Face,
Saying
"This one's for
The troops,
You piece
Of
Shit."

If lies
Cause cancer,
She's one
Dead
Bitch.

Have to agree with Lucy. Rachel why do torture us so? If ever there was a place where anyone needed to be called a fat stupid fucking C*!T, it would seem that this is it. Its probably a good thing I read the other post first where I found out that was one of the banned words. Rosie just so pisses me off every time I have the misfortune of seeing her on television or reading anything about her.

That was like reading the papers I used to regularly get from AIM-addicted 6th graders. Ow.

Also, Rosie really blamed people's attitudes for their cancer?! I am not wishing cancer on her, but if she ever gets it, would anyone out there throw her words back in her face?

Rosie O'Donnell: great entertainer, lousy poet.

Rosie is fucking Yoda?! Poor little guy...

Illiterate pompous ass she is.
Sane she is not.
Armed her bodyguards are.

Bad poetry. BAD poetry. Should have been hosted by Leonard Pinth Carnell.

derrell,

Calling Rosie a c*nt would imply she was worth a fuck. ;-)

Being a parent and then grandparent of females, this reminds me of the bad poetry phase that youngish teenage girls go thru.

There is no greater fear than having your young sweetheart drop a binder full of dark and depressing poetry on your lap asking 'What do you think, Grandpa?'

I realized that honesty was the best policy with my daughter back when.

"It sucks bigtime, sweetie, but you'll grow out of it."

Rosie, your stuff sucks bigtime, and I'm afraid that you'll never grow out of it.

Um...ouch. Yikes. Frightening. She's more of an idiot than I already figured. A big fat bitter moron.

My dad died of cancer when he was 36 (I was 8) ... he was diagnosed at 20 (refused to have surgery) so I suppose that in his whole 20 years of life he was just such a negative nelly that he brought it on himself.

I don't use this word a lot..but she is a douche.

Stupid she is. Yoda I think not.

Yo-duh I think.

I am going to say this is in the best Ann Coulter'ish way I can channel...

You know, I am about as far from being a Far Right Wing Conservative as you can get. But I will say this, I cannot STAND that fat-assed, beached whale, piece of shit.

My only one hope in life is, that the fucking embarrassment to the Democrat party would get hit by a damn semi-truck and die, Her and her little Dyke partner and I wish he damn kids would get aids and die. Would be one less fucked up family on this damn planet.

She's a big reason why I will NEVER put myself with the Democrats, is because of stuff like HER.

Fat-assed dyke............

I feel better now.

-Me

[***Editor's Note: Easy there Hardliner, that's the kind of shit people write at Democratic Underground and DailyKos and we all hold the moderators responsible. So I have to say for the record, I do not endorse calling for children to get AIDS and die. It isn't their fault their adoptive mother is a dumbass. RL]

Man...

Pictures of dogs in clothes. And now samples of Rosie's "poetry".

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

Rachel, please stay away from the tequila when you get the urge to blog. I only have so much mind-bleach on hand...

ro-ku.
i luv it lik i luv lolcats
i can has stupidity?
yes u can.
fat lesbian sez u can.
especially if u
turn lez 2.
like ro.
ro the underappreciated poet.
who writes lik she's texting U.
people in publik eye should B
screened 4 stupidity.
sadly, theyre not.
not 2 worry tho.
big fat lesbian
can cure cancer
with lightness.
not darkness.
darkness sad.
ro sad.
i sad.
wah.

Oh shit, don't get me started on Rosie O'Dognell...she grates on me like chalk on a blackboard. EEEECH!

Did the stupid bitch (and those like her who love to allocate blame to the innocent) EVER stop to think it might be as simple as this - that bad things happen to good people?? For no particular reason except chance and buggered DNA?

Wise up, Rosie - IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE SOMEONE IS.

Every time I see her bitter twisted mush on TV I have to turn her off or risk smashing the screen.

Ah, that feels better....until the next time someone mentions her..

you read Rosie O'DoughNUT? I'm not sure whether that's brave or just insane ... that evil might be contagous, after all.

Sarah ... obviously it flew under your radar ... celebrities DO get tested for stupidity. Those that don't exhibit enough are not allowed air time.

While I'm glad that Ms. Manhater has discovered the reason for cancer ... I'm at a loss to understand how she can, then, explain her disgusting self? As much hate as that semi-human exhibits, shouldn't she have died of massive organ failure from every form of cancer possible ... years ago? Talk about "walking in darkness."

Anyone else interested in the side of the story of the HogGuy?

Rosie is a perfect example of the far left. Completely unhinged, delusional, and thinks that because she 'feels' something it must be real and if she feels it strongly enough it becomes proof of her arguments no matter how fucked up they really are.

She is just another pimple on the left butt cheek of the world and one day she will get squished and then we won't have to hear about this hateful bitch anymore.

And Rachel, I know you had the "pay me to blog something" a while back, so what I want to know is how big of a bribe it will take to keep you from every posting anything from Rosie's site again??

HAHA. I love you guys' samples of the Ro Craft. Brian Thorn, you nailed it. Tee hee.

And in case anyone missed my edit note on Hardliner's comment: Hardliner, I respect your powerful negative emotions about Rosie. However, that kind of comment is exactly what I hate most about all the leftie sites. Wishing for deaths, especially of children, is just fucked up. Pretty sure it qualifies as bona fide hate speech. Kindly don't sully my site thusly. Kthxbye.

Instinct - is that a serious offer? How does five large sound? Heh.

Rosie didn't f%@# Yoda. She %@#$ing ATE him. As in Yoda stew. %@##$ moron.

If negative emotions and lies cause cancer, my ex would have been dead years ago. He is one of the most negative, lying people I know.

What I can't understand are the people who actually think this idiot is a role model. People who actually write her and idolize her. They have IQ's of amoebas.

Sheesh.

Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper

Holy Crap! Miss Sarahk called Rosie a "Big Fat Lesbian", this must have really pissed her off. I have never seen her cuss like that before, she actually said "lesbian" twice. Needless to say I find myself stunned and aghast. More RoRo-Yodela poetry quick Rachel, I am just dying to hear Sarahk say "dammit".

Have fun ;)!

You know, Rosie isn't saying anything different than Oprah or that "Secret" chick says. And it is not as if we haven't seen this type of thinking before: in the end, successful people have a hard time with uncertainty.

The only way to deal with that, in their mind, is to convince themselves that they are in control of everything that happens to them. After all, they 'believed' themselves into becoming famous, didn't they? The natural extension of that is, if they believe strongly enough, maybe they won't get sick, won't see a careeer downturn, they won't die. Those who don't believe strongly enough are the ones who get sick, and it's not that big a leap into the idea that only bad people (a/k/a liars) get sick and die.

Hey Rachal,

I apologize for what I wrote, I did kinda go overboard a bit.

My biggest bitch with her is when she tried to lure that Blondie chick on the view into a argument and called our troops terrorists. That was the absolute end for me.

No, I don't think our TROOPS are terrorists..... Our President? Well, that's another comment for another time. *laughing*

It would be the best five bucks I ever spent :D

Now for a bit of shameless thievery...

Only stealing from the best, I give you a comment the peerless iowahawk left over at Jeff Goldstien's protein wisdom blog yesterday:

As Jeffrey Ross said of Sandra Bernhardt, “I wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthur’s dick.”

Have you heard that Rosie is going to make a movie with Mikey Moore?

Yep, you guessed it... it's going to be called, "Too Fat Too Furious".

I'm afraid that I won't be able to come here and comment anymore until this post is gone...

because everytime I come to the site, I now have to look at the big ugly mug. It's just not right, man... I feels so vio-late-ed!!! :D

lesbian is curse word?
no 1 told Me.
wish i nu.
my bad.
j/k. ill keep sayin it
peas out.

N. O'Brain, I just spewed soda all over my screen with that comment

LOL

Reading that actually made me feel like the intelligence was getting sucked out of me. It looked like the comments section of YouTube.
*wanders off in search of lost intelligence*

She sounds like a wannabe cult leader.The "darkness where disease lives"... is she referring to one of her special naughty places?

Rosie O'Donnell: great entertainer, lousy poet.

Posted by CKO1991

CK...you're half right.

I love her explanation for anyone who questions her... rather than defending, explaining, or justifying her loony beliefs, she falls back on the "u r not ready" crap.

I really don't care that she's a fat lesbian... The problem is that she's aggressively stupid and ignorant and doesn't realize it.

EI

tracy writes:

DISEASE equals DIS EASE. I so agree with you. A lot of it is attitude and perception. Thanks.

Rosie's answer: yes

So, according to Messiah Rosie, the cure for cancer is simply to change the way you think?

Cripes what a fricken douchebag. She and Tom Cruise both.

"Have you heard that Rosie is going to make a movie with Mikey Moore?
Yep, you guessed it... it's going to be called, "Too Fat Too Furious".

Priceless, Fargus

ROFLMAO!

Dear Rosie,

My father was a doctor. He spent the majority of his adult life trying to help people with lung cancer, emphysema, and other smoking-related diseases live a long and relatively healthy life, despite their habit. In effect, he was working to save those who would not save themselves. People are alive today because of him.

When I was 17, my father was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease. Over the next few months he grew steadily weaker, to the point where he couldn't even get out of a chair without help. Since I was still in high school and my mother was teaching at UCF, we had to hire a pair of at home nurses to take care of him. Eventually it got to a point where he was totally confined to a lazy-boy recliner, other than the two times a day or so when he had to use the bathroom. A process he could no longer perform himself, I might add. Meanwhile, he was in constant pain the entire time and was taking anti-depressants every single day. He finally died when he became so weak that he literally suffocated under his own weight.

According to you, he somehow deserved all of that.

Fuck you, Rosie! Fuck you with a sideways pineapple!

When it comes to Rosie, I think Captain Ahab said it best...

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee"